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  1. Summary

    Anyone who knew Miriam "Midge" Weissman knew she had all her whole life perfectly planned out, at six, she decided she was majoring in Russian Literature. At twelve, she found her signature haircut. At thirteen she had announced to her parents she was going to Bryn Mawr College. At twenty she was going to meet the perfect man; 6'4, blonde named Dashiell or Stafford she met Joel instead—who was if not a slight alteration she was willing to do but as far as she knew her plan was still in motion.

    That's until she had a chance encounter with a certain foul mouth comedian and suddenly not only is her plan falling apart but so is her life.

    Or

    An AU where Midge and Lenny meet when they are younger.

    Chaos ensues.

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    It all began on a typical London day.

    A glance at your wrist told you that you had exactly 7 minutes until your job interview began, and you started jogging.
    This chance was too good to let it pass by, so you soon ran through the streets.

    Little did you know, this tour guide job at the British Museum would be a lot more than you had bargained for, and you'd soon find yourself among gods, heroes and battles alongside the nice guy who had interviewed you for the position.

    [steven/reader, no use of y/n, mythology nerds on a field trip vibes]

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    English
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    26 May 2022