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At St. Claire’s Orphanage, the Halloween murder mystery gala is nothing but theatre - an elaborate performance of scripted screams and safe little deaths. But when the storm rolls in and the doors close, the line between fiction and reality begins to blur.
As staged deaths give way to something far more sinister and the bodies refuse to rise, old sins claw their way into the candlelight, and every elegant guest has something to hide.
By the end of the night, the question won’t be who did it, but who deserved it.
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Dean Winchester buys a feral angel off Craigslist as the ultimate 'don't fuck with me' accessory. Cas is supposed to be a status symbol attack dog, the definition of 'fuck around and find out', complete with teeth, claws, intimidation factor and all. Instead, he just seems like a very pissed off, very horny beast, desperate to pin Dean down the second the cage door opens.
Now Dean's stuck with a growing problem - he might be enjoying this way more than he should.
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- Part 2 of Xev3n's Entries for Restraintstiel
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When a spell forces Cas into the backseat of his own vessel, the previous occupant takes the wheel, and he has no intention of giving it back.
Dean doesn't seem to know the difference, he just knows 'Cas' is finally loosening up a bit, and Jimmy is more than happy to give him everything he's been craving for years.
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- Part 1 of Xev3n's Entries for Restraintstiel
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How to Keep a Happy Marital Home (While Sleeping With Your Husband's Brother) by cheesecakekiss, Xev3n
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
30 Apr 2026
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Looking from the outside, Dean Winchester has a perfect home, a hard working husband, and a tidy domestic routine. It's peaceful and scheduled and not boring in the slightest.
When bad news in boots shows up on their doorstep needing a place to stay, Dean's 'peaceful' married life quickly devolves into a minefield of dirty secrets that are anything but.
Castiel Novak is everything Dean's not supposed to want - dangerous, tattooed, and fresh out of prison.
Resistance isn't just futile; it's half the fun.
How to keep a happy marital home? Step One: Don't let your husband's brother move in. Step Two: Don't get caught.
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Dean Winchester never expected to end up living with someone like Castiel - quiet, hard to read, handsome in a way Dean can't look at for too long, and oh yeah, a vampire.
Dean knows he's the awkward one; the nerd with too many textbooks and not enough (or any) friends. While Cas seems to move though the world like it yields for him.
Their living arrangement is simple: Cas provides the room; Dean provides the blood. Everything else between them is far less simple, especially the way Dean pretends he doesn't wait for Cas' lips on him, or the way Cas is always watching him from across the room.
Living with a vampire isn't the weird part. Wanting him is.
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You give them s̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ten tickles by cheesecakekiss for Xev3n
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
07 Apr 2026
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A prequel turned sequel to 'How do you make an octopus laugh?'
Dean's a fantastic summoner, he has skills his fellow hunters can only dream of, and he puts them to use to great effect.
So why does he keep getting the shit kicked out of him?
The answer's an easy one, he thinks: he's just not summoning the right kind of creatures. And there's one monster he's not tried yet, probably for very good reasons, but he can't think of any of them right now.
Castiel's happy to show him some.
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- Part 2 of Oh, Hell.
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07 Apr 2026
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Doctor Castiel meets a sexy Nurse at a Halloween Party.
Dean doesn't know whom he will be meeting and Benny takes the credit for arranging Cas and Dean to meet.
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05 Apr 2026
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A luxury hotel made entirely of ice which only opens around the holiday season is experiencing strange deaths. Sam poses as a travel blogger to investigate.
Dean and Cas are posing as a couple alongside him, but immediately get upgraded to the honeymoon suite.
While Sam endeavours to solve the mystery, his story is continually interrupted by snapshots of what Dean and Cas are up to which end up being much more captivating.
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30 Jan 2026
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How do you make an octopus laugh? by cheesecakekiss for Xev3n
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
25 Dec 2025
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Dean's a hunter and a summoner, who thought it would be a fantastic idea to call up a demon to work with on hunts. What he gets is Cas, and he quickly realises that he's bitten off more than he can chew. Four months on, this is a snapshot of some of those consequences.
Quite frankly, that's about as much plot as this has. The rest is straight up filth. Enjoy!
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- Part 1 of Oh, Hell.