Xenophile45
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This Wasn’t Covered in the RA Training Seminar by Xenophile45
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
01 May 2025
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Koby and Helmeppo are residents assistants (RA) at their university. It's the end of RA training, and Koby's glad to finally be able to spend some time alone with Helmeppo. Helmeppo seems eager for it, too.
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“They wouldn’t have a cash bar if they didn’t want us to drink.” Helmeppo argued, not for the first time.
“It’s unprofessional.” Koby pressed the rum and coke back into Helmeppo’s hand, hoping the other man would assume that his flushed face was from the heat in the room, and not their hands brushing. Of course the university would plan an event indoors at the start of the summer, with no central cooling. The tower AC in the corner wasn’t doing much, and Helmeppo’s closeness – taking Koby’s hand to press the glass back into his palm, bumping his shoulder genially – was definitely not helping. Koby sighed, looking at the drink – foggy ice cubes, off-brand cola, and bottom-shelf rum.
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Koby's Guide to Body Maintenance and How (Not) to Repress Your Feelings by Xenophile45
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
09 Mar 2025
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Koby knows how he feels about his friend, he just really wishes he didn't feel that way.
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- Part 2 of Insomnia
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Insomnia for Daddy's Boys With Repressed Feelings for Their Cute Best Friend by Xenophile45
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
21 Sep 2023
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I don't normally post, but I'm desperate for some OPLA fanfiction and I subscribe to the belief that if you want to see a fanfiction, you should just write it.
Helmeppo can't sleep, so he resorts to an old fashioned insomnia treatment. In the process, he might discover something about himself and how he views his friend.
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- Part 1 of Insomnia
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Small towns always have the strangest things happen in them. In cities there are too many eyes, too many voices and bodies seeing and telling and creating heat. Strange things like quiet and cold. Alexander discovered this on a foggy night in mid April.
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Works in Koby/Helmeppo existing in the same cannon (my cannon).
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the thing about space by Melmo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
07 Jul 2026
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“What,” Grace is laughing as she says, “do you wanna stick your hands in my shirt?”
[Yes.]
“What.”
[Grace already say what.]
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Grace's hands are cold, and Rocky is inspired to try something new.
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08 Jul 2026
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Written for a long lost kinkmeme prompt for Dan being a size queen and Rorschach having a tiny dick.
Walter has never actually wanted to be bigger. At Charleton he had been glad that the inevitable changes to his body didn't include much growth there, pleased to be more like a Greek nude than the filthy pornography the older boys would always insist on sharing. Rorschach has no need for Walter's lust, and having the damning physical proof of it be unobtrusive has only been a good thing. Until now. Because now Walter is staring at the evidence of Daniel's real preferences, and God help him but one of the things he wants most is just to please. Daniel is so precious to him, and the thought of him opening his body the way he does to Walter and getting only a fraction of that feeling in return is unbearable.
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06 Jul 2026
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Grace Freaky, Question? by georditheforge
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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And of course now Grace has trapped himself into explaining what kinky means, while still half hard from a flashback of pretending to be a puppy for sex reasons, and contending with the fact that maybe, he doesn't actually hate that Rocky called him a pet.
Considering the aforementioned sex reasons, what the heck does that mean?
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Grace has a flashback of his kinky past and has some fun with his alien bestie about it!Bookmarked by Xenophile45
30 Jun 2026
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and all the science i don't understand by thequeertofear
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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"Grace!" Rocky trills from behind him. Grace can hear the skittering taps of Rocky following swiftly behind, making him pick up his pace.
"Nope! You already groped me once today, that's good enough!"
"Rocky get more nipple tomorrow, question?"
"Get more nip-" Grace mutters to himself as he repeats Rocky's insistent request. "No!"
"But Grace say 'once today'. Imply Rocky have more tomorrow."Rocky gets curious about human biology, much to Grace's chagrin.
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- Part 1 of he hail on my mary til i project
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23 Jun 2026
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Tip of the Tongue, Back of the Throat by atypicalinterjection
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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The information had arisen from an extremely drunken conversation that Herman had had with Victor at one of the many bars the Z-team frequented. A conversation that he had forgotten about entirely by the next morning, and, horrifyingly, a conversation that had been quickly circulated to and through the entire team by the next day. A conversation, as eloquently phrased by Victor, about how “Waterboy went ham on his own shlong like a megaperv.”
or; Robert makes a deal with Herman to have him show off how he sucks his own cock.
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14 Jun 2026