Xanthophyllippa
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The Unexpected and Emerging Friendship of Kevin and Patrick by Xanthophyllippa
Fandoms: City Kids (The Revenge of Kevin Oberbroeckling) - Susan Werner Song, Barbed Wire Boys - Susan Werner Song, Unspecified Fandom, Snowmobiles (The Worries of Patrick Lundquist) - Susan Werner Song
01 Jan 2026
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“The storms.” The man nods at the screen. “All the flooding. My wife says it’s fine. Just part of the natural cycle.”
Kevin shifts uncomfortably. He disagrees, but he’s not From Here - he’s just passing through on his way back from a short course in Ames - and doesn’t know what his opinion might be worth.
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Signs a Fic in a British Fandom Was Written by an American by Xanthophyllippa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Ted Lasso (TV), The Great British Bake Off RPF
30 Dec 2025
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A Non-Definitive Guide to Why You Need a Britpicker
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Ted feels different in Richmond. Not better, exactly - that will take a while, he knows - but definitely different. He feels more…here. He’d felt it as soon as Rebecca’s jet landed, through a release of breath he didn’t realize he’d even held in his lungs, given how he’d felt like he was breathing underwater for months.
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- Part 3 of The Bowieverse
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Is Your Sister Single? by Xanthophyllippa
Fandoms: National Lawyers Guild Detroit & Michigan Chapter, Unspecified Fandom
14 May 2025
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Before their viral popularity, Bill and Denise tell each other to shut the fuck up.
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The Only Ted Lasso Fic You’ll Ever Need: A Play in One Act by Xanthophyllippa
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
29 Apr 2025
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And they all live happily ever after, except for Rupert.
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Hogwarts, to welcome you home by gedsparrowhawk (FaceChanger)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2016
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“You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”
“Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.
Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
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24 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy is kidnapped by Death Eaters. Harry Potter is Head Auror. All major characters end up divorced and re-partnered with other people.
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08 May 2026
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When Harry defeats Voldemort, all those marked by Voldemort lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he becomes a fry cook in a diner. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry comes to him for advice. AU, obviously, as Snape was still alive when I wrote this story.
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08 May 2026
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Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.
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- Part 7 of Harry Potter works
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05 May 2026
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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- Part 13 of Harry Potter works
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05 May 2026