Wynefire
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An Ode to the Losers / 败者为王 by Wynefire
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
28 May 2026
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圣日尔曼有点悲伤地叹了口气。“唉，海布里小姐，去年半决赛的时候我也想问：您怎么变成这副样子了呢……？”似乎是见安娜要张嘴反驳他赶忙补充。“不是说您的口气。老实说，比起您以前有点吓人的优等生形象来，现在这样的坏脾气还要更亲切一些呢！但您以前明明能踢出那么美丽的足球，而现在，却成了如此不择手段的人……
“海布里小姐，我是想跟您踢出一场名垂青史的决赛的。”
欧冠卫冕冠军诚挚地握住她的手。
“但当您不再执着于冠军的时候，您才能获得冠军……这一点，您为什么不明白呢？”
冠军，是阿森纳给自己的新名字。她要变得狠毒，冷血。她害怕自己输掉欧冠决赛，即使从未赢过。绝望的戴上了面具。或：拜仁与巴黎的欧冠半决赛结束后，阿森纳潜入安联偷取巴黎的头发以便下咒作法。
2026年欧冠决赛展望（毒奶）之作。CP是仁塔和……厂刺厂？大概？？以及各种随口一提的乱炖。
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- Part 4 of Football Clubs, But Hetaliafied / 球队拟人
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The Hope of La Liga / 西班牙足球未来的希望!! by Wynefire
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
19 May 2026
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青蛙害怕地瞅着面前的《马卡报》和《世界报》。“呱？”他不确定地问。
“呱！”马卡报两眼放光。“哦多么独特啊，一个配得上冠军的口头禅。”他在小本本上奋笔疾书。“莱万特UD——莱万尔多·格拉诺塔先生——您是本赛季让我家主人皇家马德里一败涂地的黑马！”
“您是将我家主人巴塞罗那踩在脚下的霸主。”
“您是西甲第一……”
“您是太阳。是全西班牙足球未来的希望！”
谢谢莱万特狙击塞尔塔助力贝蒂斯创造历史杀进欧冠！！那天看着2-2比分我心想如果莱万特真能赢下这场我就做个拟人设定以表感谢，于是有了这篇。带有少量皇萨元素，背景是2011赛季前半程莱万特队史唯一一次登顶西甲。
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- Part 3 of Football Clubs, But Hetaliafied / 球队拟人
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The Irreplaceable / 天下无双 by Wynefire
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
04 May 2026
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“如果塞维琳娜还是塞维琳娜这场德比她不会输得这么惨……”伊莎贝拉竟然听起来有些失落，“以至于未来在遥远的伊斯坦布尔，我和阿斯顿维拉的欧联决赛，都会比这，更像是真正的塞维利亚德比。”她的蠢妹妹幸福地叹了口气。“欧联八冠要八年。到那时，不仅是伊斯科你，埃克托尔，马克，甚至连东尼也……更不要说佩莱格里尼老爷子啦。到时候，我皇家贝蒂斯还能靠谁呢？”
“或许你可以请来埃梅里先生，既然他是欧联专家。”
“他不会来的。对他来说，塞维利亚是不可取代的。”
“那他为什么不回来救塞维利亚呢？”
“这就是问题所在。对于塞维琳娜来说，没有人是不可取代的。”
——乌奈·埃梅里，2013年至2016年间担任塞维利亚主教练，在执教塞维利亚的三个赛季中，他每个赛季都帮助球队赢得了欧联冠军……故事应当就在这里结局不是吗？
或：2026年塞维降级前夜，埃梅里 x 塞维利亚FC
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- Part 2 of Football Clubs, But Hetaliafied / 球队拟人
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之后，等吉良的媒体采访和队内的庆功宴都已结束，你和他一起走回家，因为倒霉的你和他住在同一条街上。
“你的传球还是那么漂亮！”吉良拍了拍你的后背。
“小事儿。”你告诉他，因为你是真心庆幸自己不是前锋。毕竟假如你是一难的9号，还错失了那脚绝平比赛的射门，你十有八九就当场自杀了。
授权翻译，原作者rivercloudss。从他心累队友的视角，讲述吉良凉介从被蓝色监狱选中到被踢出来的全过程。
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But soon, his “symptoms” would emerge. A logbook showing records of borrowing the same match tape over and over. Excessively frequent appointments with a massage therapist as if treating psychosomatic symptoms. A lone figure before the goal, in the dead of the night — so Noa avoided the pitch. The empty pitch reminded him of penalty kicks, of this summer’s World Cup final, and how he had destroyed everything — stop. Anyway, if Snuffy didn’t know the “solution,” he would soon destroy himself. And his self-destruction would surely destroy Bastard Munich.
(But once Snuffy destroyed himself, Noa’s starting spot would be secure.)
(Then why was Noa saving him?)
In winter 2006, having transferred to Bastard Munich after a disastrous World Cup final, Noa received an unexpected request from the team's ace.
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Football Clubs, But Hetaliafied / 球队拟人 by Wynefire
Fandom Men's Football RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
28 May 2026
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人家搞的不是队拟，是史同啊！！！【震撼
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[ABO / Noa + Ego = Yoichi] Great Expectations by Chante-au-bistrot-82 (Wynefire)
Fandom Blue Lock (Manga)
07 Feb 2026
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In summer 2000, after a complicated relationship with his PXG Alpha teammate Noel Noa, the 17-year-old Alpha Ego Jinpachi returned to his hometown of Saitama, Japan, only to discover he was pregnant. His sister Ego Iyo — now Isagi Iyo — offered to adopt the child, but not every shattered dream could be easily pieced back.
Translation of my own works. The original series includes seven instalments covering 1999-2019 and has been completed. You can find this dead dove here.
Despite the premises, this series is not centred on ABO or mpreg, nor is it a love story.
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What the Oath Rod Cannot Do by Chante-au-bistrot-82 (Wynefire)
Fandom Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
26 Jul 2025
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“The oaths one makes to the Great Lord are quite specific,” Verin finally continued. “And, when they are placed upon one who can channel, they are quite binding. Impossible to break. […] ‘I swear not to betray the Great Lord, to keep my secrets until the hour of my death.’”
— The Gathering Storm
There really isn’t a way out, not once the Great Lord has his claws in you. But there is a way to fight, to make up for a little of what you’ve done.
This is a series studying how Taim’s attempts to escape from the Black Oaths could save — or break — Logain and the entire Black Tower. Here, Logain had joined the Black Tower soon after its foundation, back when Taim still had hope for walking in the Light. Their initial interactions were covered in another story about Logain at Dumai’s Well which I plan to rewrite and expand later on, but each instalment here can be read independently.
This is a translation of my own works. Click here for the original series in Mandarin.
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Gesture Drawings with Text / 动态速写 by Wynefire
Fandom Blue Lock (Manga), Fate/EXTRA, Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/strange fake, Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson, The Age of Madness - Joe Abercrombie, The First Law - Joe Abercrombie, Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
08 Apr 2023
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类似于绘画速写本，初入坑时用来抓角色动态的35题微小说。
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2000年夏天，17岁的Alpha绘心甚八在和同队同为Alpha的诺艾·诺阿发生关系后回到故乡日本埼玉，却意外发现自己怀孕。面对“无论是流产还是顺产对身体的损害都难以逆转”的现实，甚八的姐姐绘心伊世——现在是洁伊世了——主动提出收养那被产下的孩子，但并非所有破碎的梦想都可以轻易补全。
2024.12.24 全文已完结。
目录：
2002年夏，洁伊世：远大前程
2006年冬，诺艾·诺阿：锚
2010年夏，绘心甚八：世界上最大的自私鬼
1999年冬，诺艾·诺阿与绘心甚八：间奏 · 世纪末的平安夜
2014年夏，帝襟安理杏理：还乡
2018年冬，拉比尼奥与朱利安·洛基：幽灵代笔
2019年夏，洁伊世：复奏 · 远大前程
登场角色 ｜ 后记- Words:
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Bookmarked by Wynefire
04 Jun 2026
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拜仁×巴黎圣日尔曼
结发为夫妻，恩爱两不疑。Bookmarked by Wynefire
29 Apr 2026
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Kira, on the train ride home.
Bookmarked by Wynefire
18 Feb 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.