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At one point he realized his interest to kill would be more accepted than his disinterest to fuck. Vincent’s behavior made this very clear too. Which was disappointing but not surprising. Alastor hoped it would make sense for Vincent too, as they already shared other abnormal passions.
Alastor is ace and Vincent is insecure so they really need to have a talk.
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Murder husbands doing murder husbands things and get a bit freaky. Aka Bloodlust meets sexual desire in the best way.
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"Kissing Xeno felt as if Stanley gave him everything he had. His soul, his heart, his whole being. Every breath, every feeling he ever felt and everything he can’t even name. He laid it all to his feet, or in this case into his mouth and just gave. And to his immense pleasure, Xeno took it like he was born to own it all. Own him"
Mostly a character and relationship analysis. And their dynamics in bed haha. Couldn't hold back with some plot but it's barely there.
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„You fuck like a straight man.”
“What.”, Vox didn’t seem able to process the words just yet, 20 seconds after an orgasm. He even looked like he would fall asleep in the next moments. At least before Valentino started to talk. Now he was wide awake
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Upon Stan, the shadows cast by the flickering fire dress him in an air of mystery, decorating him with patches of darkness that sink into the contours of his body: defining muscles, revealing some parts, and concealing others. Stan reclines languidly, smiling at Xeno with those stunning, seductive lips. Inviting Xeno to join him beneath the sheets with a promise of intimacy that is impossible to resist.
Perfect, like a moving painting.
If only he were real
Or: Two days, two people thinking about each other. Basically, a moment of them longing for one another.
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05 Jun 2026
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“You’ve not done this before, right? Stabbed anyone, I mean.” Mr. Whittman asked a little shakily—the question already sounding answered for Alastor.
“I have. But haven’t you? That work you made on the man’s gut wasn’t exactly good, but it wasn’t amateur enough to be your first time doing it. It’s funny how easily things work out—two friends, two murderers, two fellows out for lunch. It’s all the same, isn’t it?”
Vincent inhaled a shaky breath and nodded, finally standing up from atop the body. He looked to Alastor—looked away—then looked back at him again. “I…I guess it is.”
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Alastor abruptly cancels an evening at the bar with Vincent to instead have a meeting with another man. Predictably, Vincent doesn't quite like being dissappointed, so he intends to do something about it.
...by breaking and entering. Obviously.
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What happens when 52 of my readers vote for me to write a fic?
You get this.Bookmarked by Wortmalerin
03 Apr 2026
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A single, sharp thump against his ribs. Hard enough to feel. Hard enough that his breath hitched. He couldn’t stop watching Vox. Vox shining. Vox gloating. Vox destroying the King of Hell in front of thousands. Vox basking in triumph like it was a second skin.
The cameras zoomed in on his grin. The curve of neon light across his face, lit like desire or malice or both. Alastor’s fingers flexed against the restraints. The ropes burned. He liked it. Hated that he liked it. His smile didn’t break, but it faltered, just a flicker, a millisecond, a glitch. He felt heat coil in his gut, something foreign and unwelcome and dangerously alive.
“Damn you,” he whispered, barely audible, his radio voice cracking beneath the words.
(Alastor reconsiders his feelings? for Vox after the Vox Populi performance)Series
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30 Mar 2026
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"Go Go Juice' inspired smutty MurderMedia oneshot by Zinffy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2026
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After an evening of some heavy drinking, Alastor gets the marvellous idea to call his (kind of ex-)best friend with a horribly regrettable proposition.
This was my first time writing smut, so be gracious, I tried my best. Have fun reading!
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04 Mar 2026
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“I’ll let you pick one of your sexual fantasies, any you have in mind, and I’ll fulfil it.”
“Only one?” Vincent wanted to make sure.
“Yes, only one,” Alastor pinched Vincent's cheek, “Don’t get greedy now, dear.”
“And… any fantasy?”
“Yes, Vincent,” Alastor showed all of his sharp teeth when he grinned in response;
“Any.”
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Or: Alastor hates dogs. Well, maybe except one.Bookmarked by Wortmalerin
18 Feb 2026