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[Podfic] Blunt the Knives by analise010 for reena_jenkins
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Aug 2013
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"Unbeknownst to Bilbo, 'blunt the knives' is actually slightly out-of-fashion dwarf slang for some sort of sex act (hand job, blow job, or anything else, really), hence Bofur's very wink-wink-nudge-nudge 'Oohh d'ya hear that lads? He says we'll blunt the kniiiiives!'"
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10 Jun 2026
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At Your Service by Aureiya
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Jan 2024
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When a dwarf arrives at Bilbo Baggins' door pledging his service, what is a lonely hobbit to do?
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08 May 2026
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Even though Hobbits and Dwarves speak a common language, they have different words and expectations in the bedroom. Somehow, Bilbo and Dwalin still manage.
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"You should know that a Dwarf’s beard is an intimate thing," Dwalin said, not unkindly. He picked up his brush and started to smooth an errant strand into place.
Bilbo paused and raised an eyebrow. "Oh? How intimate?"
"Well," muttered Dwalin, still brushing his beard, "you might as well ask to stick your hand down my trousers."
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08 May 2026
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And Back Again by meteormoss
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Apr 2026
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The Shire faced another Fell Winter, and somehow this one was so much worse. But worst of all, it was followed by a Diseased Summer. The crops are dead and dying, and Bilbo knows there will be no food for another Winter. So he finds the solution, the hobbits must move to Erebor. It takes a long time in the middle of summer, but they manage, and not without loss. Bilbo revists the many locations of his adventure, and with them comes many waves of grief and regret, until he's finally at Erebor and the crux of his emotions and losses. Now he has to face the empty spot Thorin has left behind and learn to live another new life here under the mountain.
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08 May 2026
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your heart alone will keep us warm by androidhusband
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012)
24 Dec 2012
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The days are getting shorter and Thorin & Co. continue to move forward. As the nights get colder and the company pairs up to share warmth, Bilbo finds comfort in the last person he'd expect. A sort of evolution in Bilbo and Bofur's relationship.
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19 Apr 2026