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    “It started off by moving it by an inch or two — maybe a foot — every so often, just to mess with him. As soon as Peter saw that Thor was starting to notice, he decided to go further.

    Over the next few weeks, Peter made it his personal mission to hide Mjölnir in every possible corner of the Avengers’ floor.”

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    peter parker is a little shit and moves around thor’s hammer

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Someone tries to mug Peter Parker in a dark alley. It doesn’t exactly go as planned.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "Midtown is doing a Lip Sync Battle"
    And Peter Parker is going all out.
    (Featuring slightly worried and confused Harley for just a little bit)

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    Peter Parker dances to Umbrella by Rhianna. You know the video. What do the Avengers think?

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Receiving too much hate from New York, Spider-Man decides to give up the mask and just... disappears.

    But, as it turns out, Passenger were right and you only miss something after you let it go. Which means that New Yorkers try to get Spider-Man back by trying to prove to him that people in the city do appreciate and miss him.

    (I don't know how else to summarize this story. It's pretty simple)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Peter had been Spider-Man for over half a decade and if he was being honest, he was done with people's shit.

    He had put all his energy and passion into a job that put him in danger every day he did it. So, he was not having it when people started chasing him out with pitchforks.

    So he quit.

    Maybe that would lead the public into realising their mistakes. But, what he did know, was that he was worth more than how they treated him.

    Or: Peter is sick of how New York treats him after so long protecting them (and when he's gone New York realises how much they may have fucked up)

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    11 Jun 2026