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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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14 Jul 2026
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Upset after a quidditch loss, Harry hides out on the banks of the Black Lake. A certain grumpy raccoon joins him.
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- Part 126 of HP Works
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10 Jul 2026
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On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Apr 2020
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Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.
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10 Jul 2026
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Sorry, Humanity - It’s Entirely Loki’s Doing by JessalynMichele
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
12 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter survives a war at seventeen and spends the next three years becoming something between a vigilante, urban legend, and an international problem.
Then Loki comes for the Tesseract.
Unfortunately for SHIELD, Harry has been waiting for the chance to meet him. Fortunately for Clint Barton, the morally questionable wizard with daddy issues seems weirdly interested in him too.
…or maybe SHIELD is fortunate that Harry decides fighting his father sounds fun, and Clint is unfortunate for falling right into feelings.
Eh. They’ll figure it out.
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08 Jul 2026
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Oh, I'm so gonna die, MK thought idly, wheezing with short breaths as Macaque still loomed over him while looking too pleased with himself, tail flicking from side to side like that of a wag from a dog.
"Well?" Macaque purred, allowing a break to the poor young man's soul. He took a little pity over the stuttered fall and rise of MK's chest, having increased to a fast rhythm due to his deed. "Gonna apologize yet?"
A collection of oneshots for Plumsynoodles Week 2026
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06 Jul 2026