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Why the hell was this random pornstar he found on Twitter of all places affecting him so bad. It wasn’t like he was fourteen and discovering porn for the first time. He wasn’t even horny when he found Naruto. And yet here he was, several hours and two orgasms later, still a horny mess. He was hard while solving his math homework. He honestly thought this would be enough to kill any boner he could ever have but Naruto worked miracles, apparently.
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How Twitter porn was the beginning of the end for Sasuke.
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30 May 2026
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In a world where some people have a secondary gender that's either a Dom or a Sub, Sasuke works hard to keep peace in the establishment he works in and keep people away.
Too bad for him, Naruto never has done well staying away.
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- Part 1 of D/s-verse
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30 May 2026
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lie back and think of zaun by liesel_fogel
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
20 Feb 2026
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"Think about it, Sev—no more late night calls. No more fishing him outta the Pilt when he has a bad day. He'll have Vander to torment instead of us."
"Don't call me Sev," Sevika snapped. She hung her head, letting out a long-suffering sigh.
"Oh, hells," she said, and met Ran's eyes square on. "I'm in. Let's get those two miserable old men fucking again."
-------In which Sevika and Ran conspire to get Silco and Vander back together.
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Silco gets put in the torture chair and Vander fucks his brains out.Written for Zaundads Big Bang 2025, with illustrations by ichabod [ bsky | insta | x ]
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02 Jan 2026
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Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.
Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?- Language:
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23 Apr 2025
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Naruto was a born and bred Yakuza, feared by all and always got what he wanted. So when a new client walked into his loan 'office' he had something new he wanted. And what better way than through entrapment.
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04 Jul 2024