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Part 3 of The Evans Boy
Deathly Hallows stuff
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- Part 3 of The Evans Boy
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19 Apr 2026
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throw me a goddamn rope - just enough to hang myself with by mutalune
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jul 2022
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Shouta’s plan had been ill-defined and desperate from the start, but he figures the important shit boiled down to, “Change as little as possible, make sure Midoriya doesn’t get himself killed, and stock up on lychee jelly pouches because that flavor got discontinued three years from now.” Keeping it simple’s always better, and he’s normally good at improvising.
Somewhere along the way, he must’ve fucked up since now he has:
A quirkless problem child hanging off of his every word
His best friend going through a sexuality crisis thanks to said problem child’s mom
His other best friend clinging to him like a security blanket
Some two-bit mob boss threatening him with bouquets of daffodils
To wring the number one hero’s fucking neck for not telling him anything useful before sending him decades into the past
All he did was walk Izuku Midoriya home. It wasn’t meant to turn into whatever mess this is.
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14 Dec 2025
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Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by Astereae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”
“I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”
“So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”
Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”
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Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.
Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.
And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.
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- Part 1 of Want (and what it has to do with it)
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27 Mar 2025
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We Can All Be Heroes by Amandyalmonds
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 May 2025
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Izuku wanted a lot of things.
To not be quirkless, to save lives, for Kacchan to act like his friend again.
But as the years went by, none of these things happened, until he started running into the now-graduated class of 1-A.
Or,
Izuku listens to Kacchan's bullying and doesn't apply to U.A. He still wants to save lives.
So instead of becoming a pro-hero, he becomes a paramedic.
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28 Nov 2024
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A wallflower's thorns by A_ToastToTheOutcasts
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Sep 2024
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Maybe one day he'd be unafraid to tell people that he existed. Stand tall and announce that he was, in fact, there. For now though, he was more than content going day to day, weaving past his classmates and having them none the wiser.
(Aka where Izuku does, in fact, have a Quirk, it's just that no one notices)
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11 Oct 2024