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    "Newt." Tina was wrapping herself briskly in her new cape, which still bore a few scratches from Hoppy’s kitten trials in harpooning himself across the couch. "This dragon business beats every plan you’ve talked me into the last seventy years, uh huh, "do the Hippogriff" included, which I’m never doing again until your next hundredth birthday dance. I’m in."

    Newt glanced over to where Percival stood, his face unreadable.

    "But Ilvermorny –"

    "Well, somebody else can give the Alpha Werewolf Frat a talking-to, for a change. Or tell young Rolf that family quirks are all well and good, but I want that Augurey out of the lockers by lunch bell. It’s making Coach jumpy."

    Newt glanced again.

    "Emphatically Tina," Percival said.

    (My take on the "1997!Newt, Tina and Graves team up to rescue the Gringotts dragon" prompt over on the kink meme.)

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    or: five times Theseus set Newt and Percival up in some strange matchmaking scheme and one time Newt actually appreciated it.

    Newt immediately knows the Graves at MACUSA isn't the real one, because Theseus has been setting them up for years.

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    When the war isn’t quite as over as it first appears, a guilt-ridden Harry is sent to a mysterious safe-house. Among sandwiches, insomnia, and Mills & Boon, he discovers something quite unexpected. [Smoochfest 2012]

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    08 Oct 2025

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    It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.

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    Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.

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