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2016, shortly after the United States presidential election. Russia stands accused of interfering in the democratic process. America, his gun, and years of unresolved sexual tension visit to discuss the matter.
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30 Jun 2026
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After a pleasant drive through the countryside, Lovino and Gilbert fuck in the backseat of a rental Maserati and ruin its upholstery.
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26 Apr 2026
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One of my fav prumano oneshots. I was highkey humping along
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Ivan gets a ride home from the popular girl.
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28 Mar 2026
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America and Russia have a tense relationship, so in an attempt to improve it America’s boss makes America host Russia in one of his houses for a month. Neither one of them is thrilled with this, but try and not fight the best they can. Even though they clash on just about everything they can’t help but both agree that they can’t wait for the thirty days to end.
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08 Mar 2026
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how to seduce the kazekage: a guide by the konoha 13 (and then some) by zenintwins (kunimi)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2025
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“Naruto?” Sakura checks.
“Boyfriend,” Naruto wails.
Sasuke steps forward. Sakura meets his eyes (widening slightly—surprise. Crinkling a little—something pleased, welcoming. Widening again—asking what to do. Sasuke sometimes thinks that no matter where in the world he finds himself cast by the winds, he will always know how to read two sets of eyes: one green, one blue.) in askance, and he tilts his head. Give him a moment.
“Yes, boyfriend,” Sakura says.
Naruto finally looks up. His cheeks are still stained pink, eyes bright, blue. “Do you really think he’d want to?”
Sakura stares at him for a long moment. Ino, across from her, looks similarly thunderstruck.
Evidently, neither of them were prepared for having to explain to Naruto that his vibrant, too-obvious affection for Gaara (of all people) was returned just as earnestly. Sasuke gets it, kind of, in that it’s really not the kind of thing that needs explaining, but like.
It’s Naruto. He’s an idiot. They should have expected this.
“Yes,” Sasuke says, making his presence known to his best friend. “He has terrible taste. Obviously.”
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- Part 1 of narugaa week 2025
- Part 4 of naruto warm-ups
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27 Feb 2026