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    Percy finds out the surprising news that going missing for most of the year really can affect your GPA.

    Also known as Percy's Headmaster and Drama Teacher conspire to get the good-looking athletic yet desperate-to-graduate teen to play the role of Odysseus.

    Alternatively, Percy is press-ganged into a musical about half the stuff he has done and surprisingly enjoys it.

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    28 May 2026

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    Epic but angst

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    A collection of side stories to 'Star Light, Star Bright,' mainly centered around therapy sessions with characters other than Percy.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    ULTRA MEGA ANGST 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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    On Percy's sixteenth birthday, stood before the Olympians; he never followed the line of Athena's gaze, never saw Annabeth's stricken face after he was offered godhood, and so his impulsivity got the best of him. At that moment, overcome with guilt and fear, he thought only of all the lives he might save if he were more powerful.

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    Thalia fell into step beside her. “This isn’t supposed to be your job anymore.”

    “Yeah, I thought that was the deal too,” Annabeth agreed.

    “I don’t like the sound of it, this prophecy. Seven? When has seven ever been a good number for a quest? And only demigods. Giants can only be defeated by gods and heroes together. How do they expect seven demigods to defeat them? The gods are fracturing and we all know its only going to get worse.” Then a thought seemed to occur to Thalia, and her jaw went slack.

    Annabeth could see Thalia had caught up. They both knew they were thinking of the same person, Annabeth could see it in her sister’s eyes; the image of a god that was purely Greek, undivided, with every reason to be involved in the progress of a demigod’s prophecy. They both knew he was sure to involve himself one way or another, he wouldn’t be able to help himself.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    fire angst 🔥 🔥 the big P gonna get his heart broken 🥀🥀🥀

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    The consequences of past actions and reincarnation.

    For the reincarnationed and everyone else.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Athena’s eyes flash and glow, and she raises her hands. Annabeth closes her eyes, and everything in the air sizzles to a stop. There is a faint sea breeze, and then a familiar presence at her side.

    “It would be unwise of you to hurt her.”

    She opens her eyes to her boyfriend’s dad standing behind her, his eyes intent on her mother, who looks like she’s about to blow her top. Annabeth doesn’t breathe, doesn’t look away from Athena, but she takes several quick steps back to stand at Poseidon’s side. It’s not conscious; it’s a move based purely on self-preservation. Still, Annabeth is aware that every step she takes into the sea increases her mother’s ire and decreases the likelihood that Annabeth will ever be forgiven.

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    aka: Poseidon wants Percy to ascend. He'd like it even better if Percy chose to ascend. And if the best reason to become a god is for love, it doesn't take Poseidon long to realize that he doesn't have to look any further than Annabeth Chase. Meanwhile, while Annabeth is balancing PTSD, protecting Percy, and being a good daughter of a goddess who doesn't seem to care, she now has to figure out why she is on Poseidon's radar.

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    16 Jan 2026