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A story where little lan zhan can't sleep and a doll with a red ribbon came as his hero
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Forbidden wangxian but who can even stop them?
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Yunmeng twin prides goes into rampage from the heat.
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Wei ying is on a mission but ended up getting penetration.
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Just Ask Me To Stay by mrcformoso
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
12 May 2023
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Today seemed to be one of those bad post-breakup days, days when Lan Zhan wished that Wei Ying would lift the embargo to just wipe Jin Zixun off of the face of the planet. Wei Ying was day drinking wine, his feet on Lan Zhan’s lap, the sullen expression stapled on his face despite watching ‘Whose Line is it Anyway’.
“You know what sucks the most about breaking up?” Wei Ying swished the wine in his glass. “I miss having sex.”
“Mn?”
“If you had a choice, would you fuck me?”Or: After a nasty breakup, Lan Zhan comforts his best friend Wei Ying, and does everything he can to reaffirm his self-worth. Including sex. And sometimes, it takes a good railing too see what has been in front of you all along.
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28 May 2026
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Junior.exe has stopped working by Luminos07
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jun 2021
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Jingyis face was paper white.
“G-guys.. I- I- I- L- W- L- L-“
“Fucking spit it out or I’m taking you to the nearest church!”
“OK! Lan Wangji is here!”
It was Lan Wangji.. leaving a bar!? But.. he’s not alone???
Or: The Juniors just want to eat some doughnuts but instead end up spotting an unfaithful Lan Wangji! *Gasp*
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20 Mar 2026
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Digital Devil by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Jan 2022
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Popular streamer Wei Ying becomes in over his head when he accidently summons demon prince Lan Wangji.
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17 Mar 2026
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wanna eat me whole by happyyy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
19 Jan 2026
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Lan Zhan frowned at him for the loud noise before he glanced down, his confused and slightly annoyed expression slowly turned into a horrified one, eyes widening as he saw exactly what Wei Ying had dropped in front of him.
Wei Ying slid into the opposite empty chair at the table, resting his chin on his palm. "I never knew you drew, Lan Zhan."
All the blood drained from Lan Zhan's face, his grip on the pencil tightened so hard it snapped the pencil in two. Lan Zhan barely noticed as he swallowed audibly, taking a deep, shaky breath in, his other hand gripping the edge of the table just as hard.﹏
Or, tmw you find out your hot friend secretly wants to silence you with his (really big) cock.
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15 Mar 2026
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tell me what's your motive by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Apr 2021
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“Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji averts his gaze, as a gentleman. “Is there a good reason you are not wearing a shirt?”
“Oh, I was cooking, and I didn’t want to get it dirty,” Wei Ying reasons. “Is that okay? I really didn’t want to have to do extra laundry.”
“You do realise,” Lan Wangji says, slightly firmer this time. “That I am a man?”
Or, Wei Ying moves to the city to pursue her masters, and upon Jiang Yanli's insistence, moves into her best friend Lan Wangji's apartment. Except Wei Ying's not exactly here with innocent intentions—she's here to make Lan Wangji her husband.
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11 Mar 2026