Two_Idiots_That_Write



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    7-11s aren't built to house two people during a snowstorm.

    Especially not two people who swear they hate each other.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    midway through my hamilton phase and you can tell

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    This story follows Alexander and Thomas as they work through misunderstandings, jealousy, and the looming consequence of not finding their soulmate as their hostility mellows into a deep and tender friendship.

    Gradually, it becomes clear to both of them that simply being friends will never be enough - but they continually swallow down their feelings in the hopes that it will preserve what they have.

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    or the one where they both pretend they're not desperately in love with each other and fail miserably. Laf spends most of the time being absolutely done with everyone’s bullshit; Alex is painfully oblivious and thinks sharing a bed somehow equals friends and nothing more. There’s lots of UST and angst, but mainly pure, undiluted saccharine.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    waaahhhhh ilyilyilyily

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    And a flash of bright colours beginning to glow with purple sped across the sky. The Parrot. With a deep breath of cold, crisp air, he let his arrow fly.

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    Scar is the most un-heroic Viking in all the village, so when he manages to shoot the most feared avian, he thinks he will be a hero, but it doesn’t take him long to find that avians aren’t so different from humans, and after all, Scar doesn’t have the heart of a killer, does he?

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    It’s basically HTTYD but instead of Viking’s fighting dragons, they fight avians.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Nom nom nom thats some good soup

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    As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... WARNING: COMMENTS CONTAIN SPOILERS!

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    05 Apr 2026

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    SPECIAL EPISODE: POST SEASON 1. THE GREEN BLADE
    MOFFTIS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH POSSIBLY THE BEST EP IN THE SERIES.
    SO IN CHARACTER.
    THE BROMANCE IS KICKING.
    SALLY DONOVAN IS ALSO KICKING.
    AND BY THAT I MEAN SHERLOCK'S LEGS.
    BECAUSE SHE KICKED HIS LEGS A LOT. JOHN TOO.

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    When they try to hang him, he floats.

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    They put him on the pyre at dawn.

    He doesn’t burn.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    AAAAAUUUUUUEEEGGEGGHGHHHHHH OMFGGG MY BAAABBIIEESESSSSSSS UUUEUEHEHEUEHHEUEHEHEHEHEEHHHHHHH TEEEEAAAAARRRRSSSSSS