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24 Jan 2024
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Kyle wakes up one day to find the whole world has forgotten Eric Cartman. Why didn’t he?
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12 Jan 2024
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Recently graduating college with a bachelors in financial business from NYU we find 28 year old Kyle Broflovski.
Wanting to prove to the world he was more than a pretty face, a thin twink or some faggy dork. He was strong, independent and fucking intelligent.
How was he going to do that?
By working (and surviving) for the big beast of New York City. CEO of Rac Rolls Eric Theodore Cartman.
Kyle promised himself to last a year, but could he do that without the piling tunneling new feelings that came with the job?
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19 Nov 2023
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Spies, Lies, and Awkward Ties by GlitteringStrawberries (TheOtherXOPrincess)
Fandoms: South Park
16 Jun 2024
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Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary journey of education and espionage? Look no further than Crestwood Academy, where excellence meets intrigue!
Kyle and Kenny, best friends and students at an elite spy school, find their world turned upside down when an ordinary boy named Stan is admitted – only thanks to his dad’s generous funding and without having achieved anything special! Other than Stan, the rest of Crestwood Academy needed to work hard to even get a foot in the door. Fueled by resentment, Kyle and Kenny hatch a plan with the help of their nemesis, Eric Cartman, to make Stan's life unbearable and get him kicked out of school. However, as they get to know Stan, they discover that he's not as bad as they initially thought. Friendships develop, especially between Kyle and Stan, causing pangs of remorse as their hearts collide with their scheming minds.
And eventually, the boys slowly start to understand that maybe, Stan might not be their biggest problem after all. While they’ve been working out ways to get rid of Stan, a way more dangerous foe threatens to destroy their peaceful lives.Series
- Part 1 of Spy School Shenanigans
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18 Nov 2023
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South Park was one of those towns where anything could happen. The people there weren't surprised when things such as aliens touched down, or alternate universes began to collide. But they were surely shocked to their core when zombies began running amuck, killing and destroying anything and everything in their path.
In order to survive the bloodshed and death, the surviving teens of South Park banded together to fight against all odds. With Cartman and Kenny at the forefront of their group, nothing would be able stop them from outlasting the undead and making it out alive.
Until one day, Cartman saw an unmistakenly familiar set of emerald eyes he thought he'd never see again.
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- Part 1 of Fallacy
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18 Nov 2023
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For years, Prince Riku had rejected each and every marriage proposal sent his way, not particularly caring how cold his rejections were. None of them could give him what he truly wanted. He never doubted his decision once he had made it, and likewise, he didn't have to spend much time in making it.
Still... even he was given pause, once roses started appearing on his balconey every morning.
(Note added 5/25/24) This fic now has a Podfic created by me and posted on my works page.
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12 Nov 2023
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There is something about that new kid in school that intrigues Kyle. Something about the sadness and sorrow in Stan’s deep blue eyes keeps touching him to the core. But no matter how hard Kyle tries to befriend him, Stan keeps pushing him away. Nevertheless, Kyle won’t give up until he and Stan are friends, and if it’s the last thing he will ever do.
What Kyle doesn’t know is that Stan doesn’t allow himself to let his guard down. Stan is afraid to hurt the people that dare to come closer to him-and rightly so. Ever since an accident has claimed both his parents’ lives and his older sister Shelly took him under her wing, the siblings mysteriously start to develop scary abilities that have been triggered by their psychological trauma, powers they have to keep secret from everyone else at all costs.
But the way Kyle keeps sneaking into his life and his heart makes Stan lower his defenses sooner than later.
The way Kyle treats him finally makes him see that he’s deserving of affection, no matter how broken he is.Series
- Part 4 of Fate Is One Hell of a Bitch
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04 Nov 2023
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The Stag Prince by SynapticFirefly for parti-pooper, justasideblogforsp, VaderVarade
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth (Video Game)
01 Nov 2015
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A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with?
Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.- Language:
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23 Oct 2023
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Eric Cartman, the Coon, starts a second, animalistic puberty, and to say it's bad is an understatement. He's horny literally 24/7. He gets help from an unexpected source.
All characters depicted in sexual situations are at least 17/in their senior year of highschool.
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS!
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- Part 1 of CEAU (Coonberty Eric Alternate Universe)
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18 Oct 2023
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Stan Marsh was now 17 almost 18, and life in South Park was… basically the same as it had always been. Sure, his friends had grown up some — Craig smoked like a chimney, Kenny got around, Tweek did coke, and Cartman of all people had a job now — but they were still those little asshole kids from South Park, Colorado. Stan himself still struggled with depression, drinking, an abusive father, and wanted out of South Park more than anything.
Stan faces a massive change, however, after a shitty, drunken party at Clyde’s house of all places, and Stan realizes a lot of things he’s felt about his best friend Kyle for a long time now.
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17 Oct 2023
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I'm finally tyring kinktober and hoping to be consistent T-T.
I'm kinda following a list made by @a_blk_a on twitter but since I don't know how to write/ am uncomfy with some of the prompts I'm also just doing my own thing :]
Here is my list:
1. Begging
2. Mutual masturbation
3. overstimulation
4. knotting
5. bondage
6. creampie
7. public sex
8. hair pulling
9. wearing the others clothes
10. toys
11. someone watching
12. handcuffs
13. punishments
14. handjobs
15. blindfolds
16. accidental stimulation
17. fingering
18. solo
19. praise kink
20. leash
21. magic
22. blowjob
23. against the wall
24. hickey/ bite marks
25. being recorded
26. teasing
27. Getting caught
28. mirror sex
29. threesome (Style x kenny)
30. size difference
31. Free space!
(I changed out like 5 things so def check out the original list)Let's see what stuff I come out with and I'm sorry in advanced :P
This is oneshots and drabbles btw :]
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11 Oct 2023
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A person walked out. A short one, with long, curly, ginger hair. Cartman stared. This person was a really pretty boy. Cartman had a thing for gingers? No way, since when. The boy raised his hands up, shaking, tears falling. He looked so pretty crying, Cartman thought.
Uh oh, someone was in danger of getting hair tucked behind their ear.
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08 Oct 2023
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In the Dusk of Stars by Courtanie
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth (Video Game)
26 Apr 2026
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When the elven heir apparent to the Larnion throne and the mute human “princess” of Kupa Keep are arranged to be wed to join Zaron’s forces, neither can initially claim they’re thrilled, but forge ahead under their own motivations. In the shadows, however, lurk enemies: One merely set on ending their reigns and grasping more power, and one whose intentions stretch far beyond mere politics.
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06 Oct 2023
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Nick Nelson's Superpowerful Gift by CharlieAndNick
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic), Solitaire - Alice Oseman
13 Oct 2023
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NOTE: On Hiatus, but it will return! - Author Dec. 28, 2023
Nick and Charlie meet as young 5-year-old boys.
But Nick has a pretty big secret. He has the gift of having powers.This story will show Nick and Charlie's journey from childhood best friends to their destiny as lovers because, after all, they are soulmates.
And unless you have a death wish or something, as far as Nick is concerned, you absolutely DO NOT DARE fuck with his Charlie...OR ELSE!
Most recent chapter (Friday, October 13, 2023):
Chapter 27: Paris Trip Part 1
Chapter 27 Word Count: 6,951- The gang gathers to travel to Paris and take the piss out of Charlie limping a little. Nick is 100% there for it!
- Poor slow Tao!
- Lucas meets a new boy who seems to take his breath away.
- Nick and Charlie become very surprised by an unexpected addition to the trip.
- Charlie gets naughty on the bus.
- Nick keeps flustering Charlie with his French.
- Future Nick visits Ollie to scan his mind.Series
- Part 2 of Explicitely Nick & Charlie
- Part 1 of Stories With Supernatural Elements
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05 Oct 2023
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After Kyle and Eric disrupt theater class by fighting for the millionth time, a frustrated teacher pulls them aside and punishes them by assigning them an impossible acting challenge; they must convince the school that they are actually in love for a day, or fail the course.
And, well, neither one can afford to fail.
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05 Aug 2023
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In a cruel post-apocalyptic world Craig catches a red-headed interloper and decides to take him home.
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20 Jul 2023
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Kyle and Stan move from the South Park Colorado, to the big apple. Kyle is happy to have his super best friend join him on this journey and is excited to go to college together. Too bad Stan has been keeping two secrets from Kyle. One being he was madly in love with him and the second being that he's a super hero named Toolshed.
Stan has to juggle keeping his identity a secret from his best friend and also from other villains and heroes from hitting on him, literally. What's worse is that he thinks Kyle has a crush on his alter ego and it's making it even more complicated.
Trust me, I'm not great at summaries, but you'll want to give this a read if you love Style. It's style centric with Kyle having tons of people pining after him.
(note: original title was Secret I'd like to keep)
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17 Jul 2023
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Kyle and Cartman have had a secret relationship for over a year, and have been living together for a while. However, after the crime in South Park starts to spike, the couple, along with Stan, Kenny, and some other old acquaintances must get together and figure out what's going on.
On top of all the powers, decisions, and enemies, can Kyle and Eric keep their secret?
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29 Jun 2023
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When mayor candidate Mitch Conner starts dating Erics mother, things get a lot more tense around his house. He doesn’t know what it is about him but Eric is terrified by Mitch. When he discovers Kyle has abilities like him, they stick together, until Mysterion shows up. If they have these abilities, who else does? And what’s with the recent crime spree? They quickly start to unravel what’s behind the crime spree and become super heroes in the process.
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- Part 1 of The fractured but whole
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29 Jun 2023