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"Nice sword," she said. "Did you drag it out of the river?"
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- Part 6 of Stardew One-shots
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“I bet you burn so bad you wear a shirt to the pool.”
Sebastian stiffened. “I don’t go to the pool.”
“I mean, like, you know. If you did go to the pool, you’d wear a shirt.”
“Metaphorically.”Series
- Part 5 of Stardew One-shots
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“I dare you…” a thought popped into Abigail's head like a fire cracker and it was out of her mouth before she could think it through. “I dare you two to kiss.”
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- Part 4 of Stardew One-shots
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Facemasks and gossiping about the new person in town
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- Part 3 of Stardew One-shots
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“I wanted to, uh, ask you something.”
Sam looked at her, the cool grey-green of his eyes the same colour as the waves. “What’s up?” he asked.
“I need you to promise to take me seriously, okay?” When Sam nodded, she continued, “And you won’t laugh.”Series
- Part 2 of Stardew One-shots
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My few Discworld fics. That is all.
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I ordered a sandwich from this bodega but all I got was a Wolverine by Turtle_ier
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Mar 2025
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Part 3 is getting updated hopefully within the month? No promises though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Sokka isn’t stupid. Not that his sister is, mind you (at least, he’d never call her that to her face now that she’s honed her waterbending), or any of the rest of Team Avatar, although sometimes it feels like he’s living in a different world from the rest of them — a world where running out of food means starving, and walking into a town full of firebenders with the Avatar in tow will get you killed, rather than help you free a beaten-down Earthbender colony.
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Sokka isn’t stupid, which is why he laughs directly in Aunt Wu’s face when she tells him that he will marry the Fire Lord.
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Bookmarked by Turtle_ier
09 Jun 2026
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At Sokka’s behest, the Gaang skips rescuing Zuko during the Siege at the North Pole. Instead they leave him, unconscious, buried in the snow.
In completely unrelated news, Sokka’s haunted by a ghost now.
(If you'd like more details before deciding to read this story, look here for spoilers.)
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Bookmarked by Turtle_ier
08 Jun 2026
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There was a giggle. But it was not from Katara. Or even Aang.
Sokka’s head snapped over to Zuko, who looked just as shocked as Sokka felt. His cheeks were cherry-red and he had a hand clapped over his mouth. “Did you just laugh?” Sokka asked. Just to make sure his ears still worked.
Zuko spluttered, his cheeks darkening. “What—no! Why would I ever—I mean, what is laughing?” And then, “Your jokes suck anyway!”
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Sokka accidentally makes Zuko laugh during one of their fights. He takes it upon himself to continue making Zuko laugh in their future encounters, just as a "distraction tactic."
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Bookmarked by Turtle_ier
04 Jun 2026
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Bodhi Rook and K-2SO are alive after the Battle of Scarif. Bodhi is determined to find his way back to the Rebellion and do what he can to crush the Empire. K-2SO is determined to find a body with legs. K-2SO is a bad therapist. Bodhi is a surprisingly good con artist. A story of space piracy, hard truths, and how friendship grows in unexpected places,
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- Part 2 of Bodhi Lives
- Part 2 of Book One: The Run
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Sebastian has insomnia. Sam snores. Sebastian would be unlikely to admit how much this helps.
Bookmarked by Turtle_ier
02 Mar 2026