5 Bookmarks by TurquoiseCake
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Princess Zelda didn’t sleep. Link had tried everything he could think of to get her to rest. Sleep-inducing teas or elixirs, extra soft beds, extra firm beds, sleeping outside under the night sky, in a crowded inn, alone in his cottage, out by the sea with the calming sound of waves. But it appeared that the type of insomnia the princess suffered from was divinely stubborn. Rain or shine, cloudy or clear, she would always get up to sit cross-legged outside, leaning back on her arms, staring up at the sky until sunrise.
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Never before has Link seen a stable with more than two patrons per night, but of course, on the evening that he and Princess Zelda slay Calamity Ganon and free all of Hyrule, Riverside Stable is suddenly the hippest joint in the entire kingdom.
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He felt like the naked girl who'd just been a white wolf and the half-naked guy who'd just been a mangled corpse dragged into his barn by a wolf completely deserved his screaming.
The ~magical~ turd-licking fence-fuckers masquerading as his classmates had been sneak-flirting with him for weeks.
"Is my life actually a shitty supernatural romance?! Am I going to develop more special than you powers that somehow never matter half as much as who I fuck? Am I supposed to arbitrate your little game of which one of you is the sexiest alpha male by gracing them with my boy cooch?"
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Life is hard enough when you don't know where you stand with your ex, until Dirk discovers something on Hellmurder Island that wants to make his life even harder (pun intended).
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06 Sep 2017
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Miss Jade Harley is carrying on after the death of her grandfather. She finds that a young woman living on her own gathers quite a bit of unwanted attention.
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24 Feb 2017