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    to get one's just deserts: to receive the appropriate reward or (more usually) punishment for one's actions.

    The door to the car opened with a whine, followed by the coughing of a pathetic old man.

    Barty walked to him, the pavement as light beneath his trainers as a cloud. He was skipping. He was laughing. He was crying. He was God and the Devil and Man. He was cutting the umbilical cord as he was born.

    Abraxas Malfoy was crawling, and that was so fitting. On the side of his face where the airbag had impacted, there were small cuts like a dusting of weeping freckles. The skin looked raw and burned. The eye socket was swelling and the whites of the eye were spiderwebbed red.

    Barty had never seen anything so beautiful.

    Malfoy didn’t cry or beg for his life. He was spitting profanities, assuring Barty of his power and how Barty would suffer for this. He didn’t apologise. He didn’t repent. He didn’t revert to a quivering mass of tears and call out for his own mother.

    He didn’t believe.

    So, Barty stood above him, and he aimed the gun.

    The Order is dead. The rich must pay. The city will burn. Evan and Barty fall in love.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    A spell hitting James Potter in the middle of the great hall ends up showing students and teachers pieces from the future. Not James' future though, but his son's future and the end of the war ahead of them. Could they possibly hope to create a better future for their children?

    [No quotes from the books, it's more like... distantly following canon so... see it as... Basically watching my fan-made version of the events... I mean, just... Read. You'll see.]
    NO Bashing but not Dumbledore Friendly. || Romance is not the focus of the story.

    Updates: Every month (or every two months) on the first weekend

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    13 Jun 2026

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    No one, it turns out, really knows one another.

     

    (OR: all it takes is a summer-long holiday in Italy, James Potter's teetering mental stability, a secret relationship, friends with benefits, Marlene’s secret, and enough stupidity and insecurity to go around for everything to come crashing down around them.)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Berlin is absolutely miserable in February. Or it’s just Sirius.

    Alternatively: A story of how Remus Lupin stepped into Sirius’ life, flashed his trademark grin, and reminded him that life is a beautiful thing meant to be enjoyed. No risk, no fun!

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    14 May 2026

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    “Regulus,” Sirius finally said, once he trusted he had his own voice under control, “has never once let me help him, even before I was a filthy blood-traitor. Why the fuck do you think I’d be able to save him now?”

    Tomorrow night. Kreacher’s words throbbed inside his head. Regulus will die tomorrow night.

    Sirius definitely wasn’t going to be getting any sleep at all this week.

    Sirius thought he had cut all ties with his family, but when Kreacher shows up in his bedroom with a dire warning, he's hardly able to let his idiot little brother die. And when he learns about the Horcrux his brother was chasing, he's hardly about to let him take on Voldemort alone.

    But getting tangled up in the House of Black again is not the best way to prove his innocence among an already-suspicious Order. Sirius has to walk a fine line if he wants to keep everyone he loves alive.

    (This series is in chronological order but does not need to be read in that order. NO other stories in this series are required reading, but all are suggested to flesh out the backstory.)

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    14 May 2026