TotallyNotPasta
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Hiromi and Kojiro drink beer, stare at birds, and hug it out as Hiromi opens up about his past.
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House pulls up to his office five hours late, as per usual. As he walks through the door, he curses the fact that his dumb fucking fellows are all looking at blue folders, which unfortunately signifies that there is some idiot patient who needs his help. He takes three Vicodin to prepare for this conversation.
“House,” Chase says, “this patient has leg pain.”
House takes a Vicodin. “Have you checked if it’s broken?” Chase looks nervous. This hadn’t occurred to him. (He’s not a very good doctor.)
Or: author remembered that they can write whatever they want
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18 Jul 2026
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Step up fast, and be the first girl to make me throw this cash by waffleman
Fandoms: House M.D.
17 Jul 2026
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House and Wilson attend various different events, chaos ensues at varying levels.
The line between platonic and romantic begins to blur.
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17 Jul 2026
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Argus' life was a largely thankless one (unless you counted the thanks of the paintings he maintained), working on keeping a thousand year old castle from falling down around the ears of students who didn't care. He had his cat, his work, his books, and a constant boil of self hatred and resentment to get him by.
And then a sixth year handed him a letter from her aunt, thanking him for acting as conservator of Hogwarts and calling him Dr. Filch. It was the first time he had been called Doctor since he started at the castle. He had little choice but to write back, after that.
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08 Jun 2026
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don't pretend you ever forgot about me (we don't fight fair) by joshuamacheathfan
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
10 Apr 2026
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Twenty years ago, Kaoru and Kojiro stumbled across each other on the school playground.
Ten years ago, they stormed out of each others' lives with no intention of ever returning.
Now, they meet by chance in a late-night bar, and somehow, however unwillingly, the time comes to pick up the pieces.
A genderswapped lesbian AU in an alternate universe just a little different from canon, but as canon-compliant as it can get with the changes. Title taken from "The Take Over, The Breaks Over" by Fall Out Boy.
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07 Jun 2026
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JD Ain't Such a Hot Shot by presidenthomewrecker
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
02 Apr 2017
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Kurt and Ram, by some miracle of terrible aim, both end up surviving JD's failed murder plot. Ram, being unconscious for most of the ordeal, adjusts back to normal life rather well.
Kurt, on the other hand, does not.
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10 May 2026