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Jimin expects the soulmate mark to come on his 18th birthday, but not for it to match the mark of his best friend. A friend who is so opposed to the idea of soulmates and hates the thought that fate would be cruel enough to tie two people together without their consent. What follows is the story of rejection and unwanted love so strong that a sickness ensues, inevitable and deadly, and the only cure is the impossible love of the soulmate who would sooner let him die than accept their bond.
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
12 Feb 2026
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One of my all time fave fics of any ship ever. Truly a masterpiece 💜💜🥹🥹
Read: 11/01/2026 (on twitter)
- Yoonmin -Friends to enemies to lovers + Hanahaki + Soulmates + ANGST
Jimin expects the soulmate mark to come on his 18th birthday, but not for it to match the mark of his best friend. A friend who is so opposed to the idea of soulmates and hates the thought that fate would be cruel enough to tie two people together without their consent. What follows is the story of rejection and unwanted love so strong that a sickness ensues, inevitable and deadly, and the only cure is the impossible love of the soulmate who would sooner let him die than accept their bond.
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jimin gets off the bus in a remote village on a december afternoon with nothing but a duffel bag and hair cut short enough that he barely recognizes himself in windows.
the inn costs more than he can afford and the mechanic hiring probably shouldn't trust him, but somehow he ends up with a key to a room above the garage and an eight-year-old asking if he likes legos.
the village is small. yoongi asks fewer questions than jimin expects. winter is cold but the work keeps his hands busy and his mind quiet.
he wasn't looking for this. a place to stay. people who might become something like family. an alpha who smells like burnt wood and looks at him like he's worth the trouble.
but sometimes the things that save you are the ones you never saw coming.
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
05 Jan 2026
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Loved it so much 🥹💜
Read: 4/01/26
- Yoonmin -Omega Jimin + Alpha Yoongi + Hurt/Comfort
jimin gets off the bus in a remote village on a december afternoon with nothing but a duffel bag and hair cut short enough that he barely recognizes himself in windows.
the inn costs more than he can afford and the mechanic hiring probably shouldn't trust him, but somehow he ends up with a key to a room above the garage and an eight-year-old asking if he likes legos.
the village is small. yoongi asks fewer questions than jimin expects. winter is cold but the work keeps his hands busy and his mind quiet.
he wasn't looking for this. a place to stay. people who might become something like family. an alpha who smells like burnt wood and looks at him like he's worth the trouble.
but sometimes the things that save you are the ones you never saw coming.
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Here’s the breakdown: You got Yoongi. He writes soft, domestic fluff to make sense of this cruel world. You got Jimin. He’s the class pet who also leaves sweet stuff in comment sections and he’s never gonna do anything wrong in his whole life.
Yoongi finds out his online sweety is his real-life nemesis and decides to engage in some light psychological warfare via fanfiction. We’re talking weaponized narrative.
But then, because humans are chemically dependent on oxytocin or whatever, he feels "bad" about "psychologically torturing" the pretty boy and has to fix it. It’s Enemies to Lovers, but with more casualties than you can shake a stick at.
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
04 Feb 2026
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This is so so so good! Also the formatting is amazing 😍
Read: 3/02/26
- Yoonmin -Enemies to lovers + Academic Rivals + Secret Identity
Here’s the breakdown: You got Yoongi. He writes soft, domestic fluff to make sense of this cruel world. You got Jimin. He’s the class pet who also leaves sweet stuff in comment sections and he’s never gonna do anything wrong in his whole life.
Yoongi finds out his online sweety is his real-life nemesis and decides to engage in some light psychological warfare via fanfiction. We’re talking weaponized narrative.
But then, because humans are chemically dependent on oxytocin or whatever, he feels "bad" about "psychologically torturing" the pretty boy and has to fix it. It’s Enemies to Lovers, but with more casualties than you can shake a stick at.
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Dropped out of school? Check.
Got kicked out from home? Check.
Broke as fuck? Check.Getting paid for befriending a disabled kid? Check.
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- Part 1 of Of Life Lessons and Other Shit
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
26 Nov 2025
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Absolutely adored it! Just wish we’d get a sequel
Read: 26/11/25
- Yoonmin -Slow burn + “enemies” to friends to lovers
Dropped out of school? Check.
Got kicked out from home? Check.
Broke as fuck? Check.Getting paid for befriending a disabled kid? Check.
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park jimin, heir to a chaebol empire, gets thrown into a reality dating show after photos surface of him leaving a gay bar. min yoongi, the cynical senior producer assigned to handle him, expects another entitled rich boy. what he doesn't expect is bathroom panic attacks, late-night cooking lessons, and the way jimin looks at him like he's the only real thing in a world built on performance.
six weeks. eight women. one very inconvenient attraction that could ruin both their careers.
(a korean adaptation of the charm offensive, where reality tv gets a little too real)
Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
14 Jul 2025
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Loved it, wish it was longer!! 🥰
Read: 14/07/25
- Yoonmin -Secret Relationship + Chaebol Jimin + Reality TV + Coming Out
Summary: park jimin, heir to a chaebol empire, gets thrown into a reality dating show after photos surface of him leaving a gay bar. min yoongi, the cynical senior producer assigned to handle him, expects another entitled rich boy. what he doesn't expect is bathroom panic attacks, late-night cooking lessons, and the way jimin looks at him like he's the only real thing in a world built on performance.
six weeks. eight women. one very inconvenient attraction that could ruin both their careers.
(a korean adaptation of the charm offensive, where reality tv gets a little too real)