Tomatograter
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- Homestuck (10)
- Hiveswap (1)
- Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types (1)
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Aren't you TIRED of longing? don't you just want to go APESHIT while dating your best bro? I mean, you've earned it, right?
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In ONE PARTICULAR TIMELINE, detached from many similar ones, an aspiring divorcee stands by his baby's cradle and attempts to hatch an escape plan with some aid from the ghost of his long-deceased boyfriend. He's not exactly helpful.
SOMEWHERE ELSE ENTIRELY, Dirk Strider is overcame by the nagging feeling his splinters may be getting a little out of hand and far too into his head, when he gets a booty call.
One timeline is Epilogues-Compliant, another Epilogues-Divergent.
(Works originally posted march-jun last year, indexed for ease of search and accessibility. PICK-YOUR-OWN-FIC etc)
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Ever think about how Dirk Strider got full narrative awareness of the fanfics where he's the big scary hunk in charge and went "i can do that" when he wasn't, in fact, able to do that? i do. i think about that.
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"It is important to highlight that during adolescence the pre-frontal lobe is still developing." by Tomatograter
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Feb 2020
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On liquor and less-than-perfectly nourished brains.
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Animus ex Machina by Tomatograter
Fandoms: Homestuck, Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types
13 Jan 2020
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Dirk believes he's doomed to live and die as a hatter. In Skaia, the eldest of three children always gets the shortest end of the stick- and he's no exception. When an unlucky encounter and harsh words result in a spiteful witch transforming him into an old man, his only shot at salvation (or maybe his fairest end) seems to be held within the selfish grasp of one Lord English, the fireplace demon he's bound to, and their moving castle.
Or; Dirk Strider’s 10 step course to desecrating a fairytale.
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Years down the line from when they first made contact across the lonely, hostile fabric of space, Jake English and Dirk Strider take a desperate chance to meet each other for the first time.
Or: Jake fixes a spaceship, meets a friend, argues with a pair of glasses, and tries to understand the boundary line between affection over distance and affection up close.
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- Part 2 of these foolish things
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13 Feb 2022
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Dirk Strider wakes up back in post-diluvian Houston and immediately splinters himself. Or not.
No one is happy about this.
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- Part 1 of dualshock desertbloom
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Their guardians dead at the hands of the Condesce, growing up in the shadow of her slow takeover of the Skaian Federation, Dirk Strider and Jake English have spent their whole lives alone up until shortly before their twelfth birthdays.
Or: Dirk fixes a transmitter, makes a friend, builds a robot, and tries to communicate affection over distance to the barest possible minimum.
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- Part 1 of these foolish things
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The documentation of the splintering psyche of a splintered man.
Formatted for both mobile and desktop, but desktop provides a slightly more immersive experience.
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12 Jul 2019
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In a moment of desperation, Dirk goes on r/relationships. Things get oversharey real quick. He types as follows:
"I [23M] cannot understand my [24M?] roommate. He is the most bizarre man to ever set foot on earth and I’m afraid I’m losing him."
or, and They Were Roommates.Series
- Part 1 of Two Idiots At Homoville, N69, TX
Bookmarked by Tomatograter
09 Jun 2021