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People keep giving Qiqi gifts today. Qiqi doesn't know why though.
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Amber eyes.
Mr. Zhongli has amber colored eyes that glow.
They fucking glow.
Does he honestly think he's fooling anyone? Especially Tartaglia himself?Or where Tartaglia is not as dumb as people take him for.
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Negligence Breaks a Person by Toasty_Toaster
Fandoms: ダイヤのA | Daiya no A | Ace of Diamond
19 Apr 2022
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Did they even care?
Sawamura didn't know.
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Barty Crouch Jr arrives in Britain with Regulus Black's final tasks.
- Destroy the Dark Lord
- Take care of his idiot brotherBarty's always been good at multitasking.
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30 May 2026
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and he smiled (with a mouthful of bloody teeth) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2021
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James is sitting on the couch, Harry is next to him, giggling, and Lily's standing near the kitchen counter. James has his wand out, he's shooting colorful bubbles and Harry loves them, he's clapping excitedly -
The silver Patronus materialises in front of James so suddenly, that he can't even react.
"Peter's a death eater," Sirius's voice says. "He's sold you out. Voldemort's coming for you. Tonight. Run, Prongs."
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Sirius gets expelled after the Prank in Fifth Year, and everything changes.Series
- Part 1 of for a constellation that doesn't exist
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29 May 2026
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“I’m going to tell you what my mother told me,” Remus's mum said time and time again. “Stay away from men with tattoos, a leather jacket, or a motorbike. They’re all trouble, the lot of them, and they’ll bring you nothing but heartache.”
Hope Lupin was very wrong about that. In fact, she was spectacularly, stunningly, magnificently wrong. Because Sirius Black was spectacular, stunning, and magnificent, and he loved Remus with a devoted, burning fire that blazed in his veins.
He was also everything Remus’s mother had ever warned him about.
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Hope and Lyall Lupin hoped that their wizard son would come home to their little village in Wales and marry a nice, quiet Muggle accountant. So when Remus wants to bring home the flashy curse breaker Sirius Black for Christmas, Remus and Sirius pretend to be just friends at first to ease Mr. and Mrs. Lupin into the idea of their relationship. But everything doesn't go to plan.- Language:
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29 May 2026
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Sirius Black flees his wedding, still in his tuxedo, minutes before walking down the aisle. He doesn't think. He just drives. Until he sees a hitchhiker limping down the road with frayed bell bottom blue jeans, a graffitied wooden cane, and a sarcastic goddam mouth. He's heading west to seek his fortune in California and needs a ride. Sirius has a car and lots to run from. When you ain't got nothin, you got nothin to lose.
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29 May 2026
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Sirius Black's guide to using an extraordinarily intelligent cat to order a broom. by Artemisia_Black_95
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2022
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This is the tale of how Sirius Black became besties with a cat, and ordered a broom while being the most wanted wizard in Britain.
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- Part 9 of Sirius during OoTP (canon compliant)
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27 May 2026