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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Hayden could admit that when he met Rozanov, it was just to prove to himself, and Jackie, that Ilya Rozanov was not a good guy. Sure, he could have been a good boyfriend to Shane, he could have been the sweetest guy behind closed doors, but Hayden knew how full of shit hockey players were.

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    After inviting Shane and Ilya to a family & friends BBQ, Hayden starts to get what exactly Shane sees in Ilya.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Ilya lowered her towards his face, giving her exaggerated kisses on her cheeks. That sent her into another laughing fit. She babbled before eventually saying the word Ilya loved to hear. “Papa!”

    “Good job, printsessa,” Ilya encouraged. “Papa is so proud of you.”

    Shane watched, a smile forming on his lips. Moments like this he couldn't imagine that this was the same man who had been known on the ice to be an instigating asshole. The man laying beside him had a look of pure adoration on his face as he watched his little girl babble at him.

     

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    Shane and Ilyas kids say their first words.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    "Oh?" Shane plays along, he doesn't know the game yet but he'll always play with Ilya.

    "Yes, I just learned the news, was shocking really, but is the only conclusion, makes such sense!"

    Ilya throws himself on the other end of the couch with all the drama of a B-movie starlet, complete with a soul-deep sigh.

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    The Centaurs come to their Captain in his time of need- what they believe to be a drought in his illustrious sex life. This is news to him and Shane both.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Surprisingly, Rozanov seemed to understand completely. “Long distance is hard, yes?”

    Wyatt saw Bood’s eyebrows raise. “You talking about your girl, Rozy?”

    Rozanov shrugged. “We know what it is like. I have had years of practice. Was complicated. Long distance is shit. It is better now I am here, in Ottawa.”

    “What?”

    “Yes, uh- she is from Ottawa.”

    Bood’s mouth dropped open. “That’s why you moved teams? For her?”

    (snapshots from the centuars pov of ilya rozanov moving too ottawa)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    "U-haul lesbian?” Scott parotted. He was getting too old to keep up with all these new terms.

    “You own gay sports bar, yes?” Ilya was looking at him like he was an idiot again, “isn’t that where all the lesbians go? Shouldn’t you know these things?”

    Scott opened his mouth to reply but it was quickly intercepted by a yelp when a foot caught him sharply in the shin.

    “Shit sorry!” Shane bolted upright looking more alert than he had in the last 30 minutes, “I meant to kick Ilya”. He then kicked Ilya under the table,

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    11 Jun 2026

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    In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.

    The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.

    (This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)

    Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.

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    11 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 46

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    Ilya Rozanov joins our host Sean Evans on this episode of Hot Ones! They discuss his legacy on the ice, his relationship with Shane Hollander, and more as he battles through our hot wings, or as Rozanov would say, some pretty mild wings. Will the wings get to him? Find out!

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Inspired by this tumblr post.

    "I did," Shane and Rozanov answer simultaneously, then cut their eyes at each other, and Hayden is pretty sure he already regrets asking who made the first move, but honestly he's still trying to wrap his brain around this relationship and it seemed like the best place to start.

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    03 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Troy Barrett…do you know something I don’t know?”

    “Maybe?”

    “Well, you could tell me?”

    “Nope. Can’t do that. Sorry.”

    And then Troy, at the dismissal of his questions, still wide eyed and definitely hiding something that Harris could only assume was colossal in size, stood up and announced he was exhausted and headed to bed.

    Harris was even more confused than before. What was Troy hiding? Even more of a question…what was Ilya Rozanov hiding?

    Or, a 4+1 of Harris having his suspicions about Ilya Rozanov and the one time he realised the truth.

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    31 May 2026

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    28 May 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 71

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    For you to wear to the after party.

    I’ll know if you don’t, so be a good boy.

    -the MVP

    Shane stares wearily at the box. He could ignore Rozanov’s text, forget all about this little deal they made, and go back to his hotel tonight.

    He snatches up the box and tugs the ribbon to release the bow before he can think twice. When he pulls off the lid and looks inside, he immediately slams it back on and drops the box to the table. Heat rushes to the surface of his skin from head to toe, his entire body blushing

    Or: when Rozanov wins MVP, Shane has to make good on their bet to do whatever Rozanov wants. But he might be in over his head when he realizes what Rozanov wants is Shane stuffed with a butt plug. All night. At the NHL Awards. Shane's not sure he can survive the night surrounded by teammates and colleagues with Rozanov's dirty secret inside him.

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    28 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is calling himself Shane Hollander's boyfriend.

    Fuck.

    He glances over his shoulder, eyes flicking towards the bar's door to make sure no one else has come looking for them. The last thing he needs right now is anyone else discovering this. He's barely containing his own panic; he couldn't deal with anyone else's.

    It should have been a normal post-win night out. Instead, Ilya drinks too much, misses Shane too much, and accidentally tells Marleau everything.

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    28 May 2026

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    “I don’t want to wait anymore,” Shane says. “I need the whole fucking world to know how much I love you.”
    “Shane,” Ilya croaks as Shane reveals a fucking ring box. “What the fuck.”
    “I know you said you wanted to propose to me at the cottage on the dock and I’m sorry for stealing your moment -”
    “No you’re not,” Ilya interrupts, tears flowing freely down his cheeks because Shane Fucking Hollander is down on one knee for him in the middle of the fucking ice rink where they just won the fucking Stanley Cup together. The crowd might be silent or they might be screaming - Ilya has no fucking idea because nothing exists outside of Shane Fucking Hollander on one knee for him at centre ice.

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    Six times Shane surprised Ilya and one time Ilya surprised Shane. Featuring Shane loving Ilya out loud, torturing Ilya with increasingly NSFW selfies, a wedding, and both of them continuing to be surprised by the depth of their love for each other.

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    28 May 2026

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    Hayden finds out three things in this order:
    1. Lily is Shane's secret boyfriend
    2. Lily is kind of a great guy who really loves Shane
    3. Lily is...Ilya Rozanov?!

    OR, clueless Hayden Pike x 100

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    28 May 2026

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    After a brutal loss on the ice, the Metros go out drinking. One desperate moment in a crowded bar forces Shane to call for Ilya—and in doing so, exposes everything they’ve been hiding.

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    28 May 2026

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    Ilya ghosted Shane. Shane wants to get drunk about it He gets adopted by a group of drunk women who essentially fix his life.

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    27 May 2026

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    “Excuse me, who are you?”

    Ilya has to keep his jaw from dropping at the tone of Shane’s voice. Shane Hollander, who is always incredibly polite to everyone, has just snapped at Svetlana. That’s when Ilya notices the slight glaze over his eyes, the flush that covers his cheeks and the bridge of his nose and the half empty beer glass in his hand.

    “Hollander, what are you doing here?” Ilya asks, pulling his boyfriend’s eyes back to him.

    “I’m at a club, Rozanov. Obviously I’m doing what you usually do at a club. Drinking and having fun.”

    Ilya doesn’t know whether to be offended with Shane’s sarcastic tone or laugh because this Shane Hollander is a sight to behold. He is standing in front of him, sarcastic and bratty, with a smirk taking over his face now–proud of his answer.

    or: there’s a reason that Shane Hollander shouldn’t drink alcohol, especially not in a bar in Boston with a certain Russian hockey player around.

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    27 May 2026

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    It starts with a throwaway comment.

    It ends on the jumbotron.

    Somewhere in between there's lingering touches, a very public game of how far can we push this, one extremely observant fan losing her mind on Twitter in real time, and Shane realizing that maybe – just maybe - he's done being afraid.

     

    OR: The one in which Shane and Ilya come out via kiss cam.

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    27 May 2026

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    Shane texts Ilya a picture of himself in lace panties. It escalates from there.

     

    Or, a sexting fic where Ilya loses his mind over Shane wearing lingerie.

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    27 May 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 90

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    After "lovers", pasta and talking, Ilya and Shane return to the cottage.

    Yuna is not convinced that Ilya is all Shane says he is, and decides she needs to found out for herself. Cue internet research and YouTube rabbit holes.

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    27 May 2026

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