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    [SMTP port 25] [est. 1982] IS DESIGNED TO DIRECT [Yours Truly] THROUGH A [social media network] TO ITS [new bachelor's pad]!! [SMTP port 25] IS LOVED BY [spammerz] BECAUSE OF ITS [superiority complex] FOR OPEN [relay race]!

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    It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Simon focused on the view. So many stars. They were beautiful, and he was happy they'd be the last thing he'd see.
    "I'm ready." Simon whispered into the still air. The combing stopped, and Simon mourned the loss immediately.
    "You can kill me now."
    AKA: What if Simon misinterpreted why Grace was showing him the Greenhouse? Our bodies become the soil, after all.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Nina's expression softened.

    "It was sweet of you," she gently said, "to worry this much for your partner. But yes, Miss Miyu would be far more helpful than I ever could be."

    "NONSENSE!" Bravern declared in perfect english.

    The room jumped, not in surprise anymore but in reflex. Bravern still had a way of claiming attention without trying, even in his shrunken state.

    Right after the end of everything, where Isami believed Bravern...Smith, was gone. He came back. Bravern came back.

    ...Human sized.

    (Stuff happens.)

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    07 May 2026

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    "I'm only single because there's no girl on Earth who could handle all this." Narancia gestures at himself, and Mista giggles again, and then cringes. His nose still hurts.

    "That's definitely it," Trish says, rolling her eyes. "But what about the rest of you? Are all of you just bachelors?"

    "No," Fugo says. He's been shuffling cards, and now he begins dealing them out. "Buccellati's married."

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    16 Apr 2026

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    The pipeline from Big Shot to dumpster dweller wasn’t a straight path; no, Spamton spent years fighting to keep himself afloat. After five years of struggle, all he had to show for it was a shitty, dead-end job at a diner, a shitty garbage can, and a shitty body he could hardly recognize.

    When he finds himself face-to-face with the very man who had left him for dead, both Spamton and Tenna find years of anger and resentment bubble to the surface. With the unexpected return of the laptop into the Dreemurr household, Spamton is left to work through repressed emotions, maintaining his job so he can pull himself out of the dump, and grappling with the sudden onset of prophetic dreams.

    An AU in which Tenna and Spamton reunite five years after their split.

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    15 Apr 2026