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The Long, Long Walk by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Mass Effect Trilogy
01 Jul 2026
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Having stopped the Hive incursion on Eden Prime at the expense of being stuck in Commander Shepard's reality, Crow is offered a place on the Normandy. With nowhere to go, he accepts, and finds himself at the front of the fight against the Collectors, while at the same time trying to learn how to trust the ship's residents. In the end, though... maybe he's not 'stuck' after all.
' Crow had never thought he would be one of ‘those’ Guardians, the ones who slayed so-called ‘gods’ and other powers so fearsome most people would run and be called sane for it. He thought he would be one of the people that ran. He could never see himself being that powerful, never thought to try to be.
Last night had changed that, when he woke up to the empty med bay.'
Cross-Posted on FF.Net
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- Part 3 of To Trails End
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Were I So Lucky... by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
30 Apr 2026
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Be it today, tomorrow, or decades from now redemption for Thel’Vadam would only ever come down the barrel of a gun.
Unless he was presented with an honorable sword to fall on first.The Arbiter makes a sacrifice, but only by his own bad luck could it have possibly led to being stranded on an alien planet, bringing the Flood with him, and his only option for backup being a local teenager who's mutant bird mount he just killed.
The language barrier doesn't help.Series
- Part 3 of 2 AM Concepts
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When I Look Back Now... by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Feb 2026
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The worst day of Izuku's life is suddenly turned into the worst weeks of his and Katsuki's lives when a stray quirk goes off during the Sludge Villain Incident. Thrust forty years into the past- and into the life of local teen 'menace' Yagi Toshinori- they find themselves having to grow in unexpected ways to survive in a world without All Might while searching for a way to reverse the quirk.
All without attracting the suddenly real attention of the Boogeyman himself.Series
- Part 2 of 2 AM Concepts
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What if... Garrus Vakarian calls in sick the day he's supposed to be given the Saren case?
Things spiral from there; all the way down to Samantha Traynor's body hidden in a Citadel alleyway, and keep spiraling until secrets that he would have been privy to in another life threaten to kill him in this one.
Series
- Part 9 of What If
- Part 1 of 2 AM Concepts
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 547
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 39
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50,000 Ways It Could Get A Lot More Complicated by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
07 Nov 2025
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He isn't pleased to wake up in his pod again, this time entirely alone. Less so that he finds himself fighting alongside a mouthy Gunnery Chief soon after. But the real kicker?
He's three years early.
Shepard chooses Yellow, and instead of a responsible, noble Time Traveler, the galaxy gets Javik, who still rather hates this Cycle and wishes he was never awoken. Again."So you conveniently read minds? Read mine, then." She challenged.
"I do not need to touch you to know you plan on trying to disarm me if I come within your reach, primitive." He wasn't nearly that gullible. "Do you have any more questions you wish to waste time with?"
"Were you born an asshole, or was it something that happened over time?" She scowled at him.
"Human, ask me something intelligent or I'll shoot you and go face the enemy by myself."
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In the aftermath of killing the High Celebrant, Crow finds out the truth about his past self from a less forgiving Young Wolf, and runs away-- to an alternate reality the Hive are threatening. They're not the only problem; this new universe is full of terrible threats, the likes of which no Lightbearer has ever faced. But it's not all bad; after all... Spider can't get him here.
He's stuck here anyway, so he might as well make the most of it.
But adjusting is hard, after so long in exile and being under Spider's thumb. Is the Normandy the right place for someone so used to a world of rejection and horrors in the dark? Or can the ship with a place for every misfit it comes across finally give him and Glint something worth trusting, and fighting for?
One thing is for certain; the Collectors are in for a suprise... and so are their masters.
- Words:
- 207,432
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 58
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2 AM Concepts by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Mass Effect Trilogy, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Apr 2026
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Exactly what it says on the tin; a dumping ground for fic concepts that hit me in the middle of the night.
- Words:
- 4,931
- Works:
- 3
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What If by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandom Destiny (Video Games), Horizon: Zero Dawn (Video Game), Mass Effect Trilogy, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 44,213
- Works:
- 9
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Not all Guardians return to the Light immediately when they face their final deaths. Crow is... blessed? Inconvenienced? Burdened, really, with the ability to see and interact with those who haven't moved on yet.
- Words:
- 7,116
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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- 17,962
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Severus Snape desperately wanted to stick to the plan:
1. Get to Hogwarts.
2. Be sorted into Slytherin with Lily.
3. Become the wizard he was always meant to be.But things go sideways when Lily is sorted into Gryffindor. And Severus? He throws the plan away.
In which Severus is a Gryffindor, Lupin is hiding something, Potter and Black are the worst, and there's a Wizarding War about to erupt.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 186,257
- Chapters:
- 29/31
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 685
- Kudos:
- 1,430
- Bookmarks:
- 469
- Hits:
- 63,667
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30 Nov 2025
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Bakugou Katsuki and the Rats of NOMU by SilveRanger
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Oct 2025
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Bakugou Katsuki always thought that living on a farm was boring. Too slow and ordinary, and nothing exciting ever happens. That is until Katsuki meets and befriends a field mouse named Izuku who can read and write and becomes entangled in Izuku’s attempts to find out where he came from, protect his family, and escape the (probably evil) government-funded research facility trying to capture him.
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26 Oct 2025
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When Harry Potter receives his Hogwarts letter, he expects to learn magic, make friends, and maybe fly on a broomstick. He doesn't expect to be chosen - illegally - as a competitor in the legendary and dangerous Triwizard Tournament.
As dragons, dark magic, and new loyalties loom, Harry must survive a challenge meant for seventh-years, uncover who entered him... and why.
With unexpected allies, reluctant rivals, and a wizarding world far harsher than he imagined, Harry's first year isn't about fitting in - it's about staying alive.Series
- Part 1 of Tomorrow, Tomorrow, and Tomorrow
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18 Sep 2025
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When Lord Voldemort went to Godric's Hollow to kill Harry Potter, he agreed to a request from one of his disciples to spare his mother. The Dark Lord remained true to his word. Lily Evans Potter survived the night of October 31, 1981. Follow the story of Harry Potter where Voldemort kept his word and Harry was raised by his mother.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,344,371
- Chapters:
- 225/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,932
- Kudos:
- 1,318
- Bookmarks:
- 466
- Hits:
- 181,422
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10 Sep 2025
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Hatched in the brightest night, Sunny of the Sandwings was blessed with a special gift: Animus Magic. Something so powerful yet so dangerous, what is she going to do with this gift?
(the entirety of Part 1 + Prologue is being updated in terms of writing and storytelling in chapter order, discrepancies between chapters may be noticeable until it is all caught up)
(5/20 chapters updated)we reached 100,000 words!! hooray!!
wait- WHEN DID WE HIT 10K HITS??? WHERE DID YALL COME FROM?
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21 Aug 2025