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  1. Public Bookmark 89

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    Jude is sick of hearing that his omega pheromones will throw off Haaland’s game. After all, that’s a stupid stereotype about omegas. And Haaland doesn’t even like his scent, right?

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “Something about how we’re going to beat Norway using your pheromones against Erling Haaland.”

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    12 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    "It's so nice of you guys to come all the way out here for our humble autumn festival," Clark said, a fond smile brightening his face. "You'll see, it's heaps of fun!"

    "Yes, well, we couldn't miss watching you get auctioned off to one of Smallville's lucky ladies," responded Bruce with a wily smirk just as Clark's smile plummeted. "Who do you think will bid the highest? Jeanette from Seniors' Bingo, or Eleanor from the Baptist Church?"

    Clark whispered accusingly, "How did you find out about that?"

    "Oh, please. Did you really think you could keep this from the world's greatest detective?"

    "More like the world's greatest—"

    "Alright kiddos! I think it's about high time you both get to trying out those rides." Martha placed one hand on the back of each of Bruce's kids and began guiding them toward the amusement rides.

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    OR, Bruce and Lex engage in a bid-off to be Smallville's "lucky lady" and win Clark on a date.

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    03 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    Rozanov hadn't even kissed him.

    Which is an irrational thought. Shane knows this; he is nothing if not pragmatic. But something is very wrong with him, so he allows it to fester in his gut. His heart races in his chest, the knots in his stomach grow tighter and tighter every second, his mouth is too dry and there is a lump in his throat.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Changbin sat in the dimly lit locker room, the air thick with tension. Coach JYP had just finished showing the team a video of an omega football team. It wasn’t the fact that they were omegas that stood out, but the way one player—number 11—moved across the field.

    Kim Seungmin.

    The name was etched into Changbin’s mind. Seungmin was fast, agile, and calculated, every movement precise. He was better than most players Changbin had ever seen.

    But he was also an omega...

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    16 Jun 2025