Thepyramidsloth
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And he lived happily to the end of his days by Thepyramidsloth
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Nov 2021
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Frodo wants to court Sam but things get messy when the Gaffer rejects his preposal. Rosie is the only hobbit in the shire that understands that the two deserve their happily ever after.
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- Part 1 of Happy endings for those who deserve them
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The White Castle by Thepyramidsloth
Fandoms: LOVECRAFT H. P. - Works, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft
07 Feb 2019
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An unnamed man finds himself with the ability to travel across dimensions through sleep. The land of ethereal Si’ont begins to become his reality as his mundane waking hours fade into dreams.
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An explorer of the strange and occult crashes in the mysterious ruins of a scorched city. He must find his way back to civilization before the desert’s heat kills him. However, many shadows and creeping beings lurk about J’daghn ba.
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A conversation about octopi by Thepyramidsloth
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Dec 2018
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Jotaro has a hard time dealing with what’s been going on during their quest (because he is a literal TEENAGER) and Kakyoin decides to comfort him a bit.
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Waxing Poetic by Thepyramidsloth
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
03 Nov 2018
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Frodo helps sam understand why he doesn’t want a traditional family.
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- Part 2 of Happy endings for those who deserve them
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Happy endings for those who deserve them by Thepyramidsloth
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Nov 2021
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Tonight by Delta_V33
Fandoms: Dune - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Dune Series - Frank Herbert, Dune (Movies - Villeneuve)
28 Apr 2026
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Paul contemplates what needs to be done
Bookmarked by Thepyramidsloth
04 May 2026
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Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm? by SageAndKale
Fandoms: Dune - All Media Types, Dune Series - Frank Herbert
10 May 2024
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Leto Atreides II, God Emperor of the Universe, has no sexual functionality whatsoever. But due to his sandworm morphology, maybe there's still a way for him to get off after all.
Bookmarked by Thepyramidsloth
27 May 2024
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I Shall Sing You to Sweet Sleep by flatfelledyetstillundone
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
15 Dec 2021
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Gimli lightly laid a hand on Legolas’s bare shoulder. “Legolas, wake,” Gimli softly and calmly said. Then he pulled his hand back.
Legolas chose to wake Gimli the way that Legolas himself knew worked – he tapped Gimli’s shoulder and whispered close to his ear, “Gimli, wake!”
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The inseparable – indeed cohabitating – dwarf and elf take care of one another through thick and thin. Which, in this case, means insomnia and nightmares. Very small references to anything unpleasant, here. This is comfort, softness, and the warmth of love, however you choose to name it.
Bookmarked by Thepyramidsloth
22 Dec 2021
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More Snowy Nights [Comic] by YamBits
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
02 Aug 2021
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Sam stays over when it snows... and sometimes when it doesn't. (COMIC)
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- Part 2 of Snowy Nights
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- English
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Bookmarked by Thepyramidsloth
04 Nov 2021
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like every flower, a little theory by whatiwouldnotgive
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
18 Feb 2021
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The first time it happens is after the first blizzard of the winter, when Sam comes home late and half-frozen from helping dig out neighbours in and around Hobbiton:
“You’re positively frozen out, Sam,” Frodo says, gingerly touching Sam’s ears which, he’s certain, went numb ‘round noon. “You’ve got to be more careful, you’ll catch your death like that.”
Sam laughs, takes Frodo’s wrist and squeezes. “I seem to remember when we were tweens, you’d forget your own head if it weren’t attached to your shoulders. You and Mister Bilbo both, most forgetful Hobbits I swore I ever met. I’ll be alright, da’.” He says it, that little word, in jest. Something to tease Frodo out of his worries (especially the thought of Sam catching his death), but instead, Frodo freezes, and then something very curious happens.
Frodo turns very, very pink.
Bookmarked by Thepyramidsloth
04 Nov 2021