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Two Men from Mars by The_pineaple_tree
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Ryland had expected the confusion once he returned to Earth with Simon in tow. He had not expected to pick up another passenger from Mars.
Or: Grace and Simon return to Earth and pick Mark Watney up on the way.
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The stains left behind by The_pineaple_tree
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 May 2026
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It was just a damn shower. Simon has taken dozens of showers since he first woke up on Erid a couple months ago. So what was different now? And why was there so much blood?
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Without doubt by The_pineaple_tree
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo
03 Nov 2025
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Nina expected to get scolded by Zoya, not to get some life-advice from the King of Ravka.
Or: In Six of Crows, Nina tells Matthias that she doubts herself all the time and just doesn’t show it. I thought this sounded just like advice Nikolai would give and wrote this little scene.
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Dick was bored out of his mind, which wasn't that unusual at these galas. What was unusual, however, was the child hiding under a table.
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Alfred never expected to become a parent. He didn't know how to be a parent. But he did know how to make a good hot chocolate, and maybe that will help a little.
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After years of believing he was going to be alone forever, Ryland Grace is informed of a spacecraft drifting near Erid. The survivor he pulls aboard is Simon: younger, scarred, broad-shouldered, and carrying enough religious trauma to fill a spaceship. As recovery turns into late-night conversations, shared nightmares, and one very crowded bed, two men who have both been starved of human touch begin to realize that survival is easier when someone is there to reach back.
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Ryland Grace rescues a human he thought he’d never find. Simon is wounded, haunted, and convinced he doesn’t deserve saving. Ryland disagrees.
EDIT: this story now has two endings like a choose-your-own adventure novel
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Centuries after the Calamity, Zerxus's husband finds a way to rescue him from the Nine Hells. Transported beyond Exandria, Zerxus is reunited with his family in a world where impossible spelljamming ships sail the Astral Sea between pockets of Wildspace - a world filled with wonders and dangers.
But happily ever after doesn't come that easily. Rebuilding a bond with the son he sent away isn't as simple as stepping back into his life. And the entities that gave Zerxus's husband the means to rescue him require something in return - Asmodeus himself. Even with his memories and his fury stripped from him, ferrying the god across the Astral Sea has its own risks and opportunities - for how far can any of them trust the god of lies?
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08 Feb 2026
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Julien and Halandil Fang's lives intertwine when Hal's brother marries Lady Aranessa of House Royce.
Halandil saves Julien a few times. Julien returns the favour in his own way.
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10 Dec 2025
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The Bats are making it impossible for Red Hood to accomplish anything. In an attempt to get them off his back and restore his productivity, Red Hood agrees to a meeting with Batman to talk terms.
Bruce is just happy that his son is willing to talk to him after the mistimed Batarang throw. Sure, he's more than a bit confused why Jason is treating a coffee meetup like a business negotiation, but he'll take any conversation he can get.
Meanwhile, Jason is wrangling intrusive thoughts and terrified out of his mind.
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19 Aug 2025
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Happy Birthday Dear Jason (Happy Deathday to you) by MarionAveoneLuther
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Aug 2024
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If he went home tonight, he’d have to be a memory, a disappointment, a promise, a prospect of redemption, a predecessor, a stabbing pain in someone’s heart, a memory of a beating in someone’s body, a wishful future presence in someone’s life. If he went home tonight, he’d be everything everyone else wanted him to be. Everything everyone remembered him to be. Everything he never was and never will be, and nothing he really is. If he went home tonight, it wouldn’t be home. It would be a cell, a coffin, an old green, red, and yellow suit. He’d be a silent, awkward nod, a desperate hug, a playful punch on the shoulder, a rigid handshake, a pleading smile, a pat on the back.
In honor of Jay's birthday, a little fic of his thoughts as he watches his 'family' setting up a 'surprise' party for him. One he'll never attend.
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- Part 3 of Whumpy/Angsty Batman Stories
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01 Aug 2025