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    Fuck Bruce Wayne by

    Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    23 Feb 2024

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    "Okay," Oliver began, "we've already had our fair share of actors, singers and TV show hosts, and no one fucking remembers how classical writers look," the whole room simultaneously looked at Batman, who just shrugged barely enough to be perceived, "so I guess, now famous billionaires edition. Fuck, marry, kill: Lex Luthor, Bruce Wayne, Elon Musk."

    "Hey! That's two villains on the list!"

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    Why are you People Like This?! by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)  

    23 Apr 2022

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    When you are a celebrity, do people talk about you in awkward ways? Yes.

    When you are a superhero, do you have a secret identity? Yes.

    When you are a superhero with a secret identity of celebrity that no one knows, is there a possibility that the celebrity secret identity will be used to play FMK? You bet.

    Does Batman aka Bruce Wayne (but know one knows this at the moment) regret everything? Yes, yes he does.

    Heavily inspired by tumblr post. I do not own any direct quotes from the post.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    wrong cullen by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)  

    27 Jul 2025

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    Love is blind. Especially when you’re only looking at the wrong person's sister.

    Alternatively, Bella is gay for Alice and has a very clear objective, despite The Plot’s resistance.

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    welcome to wonderland by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types  

    30 Jun 2021

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    A girl who crashes through time falls in love with a girl who sees through time.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Empty Graves by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, DCU  

    03 Apr 2016

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    Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.

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    22 Aug 2025