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through their deformity by TheSwindler
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Feb 2026
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"Do you moisturise?" Rose asked one night, in the safety of her hotel room. Shane felt the silence in his apartment more keenly than usual that day, almost missing the presence of a tall, blond russian in his arms. He gave up on wallowing by himself when he found that he was so distraught he almost burnt his prepped food—that was meant to be microwaved—in the microwave itself.
"Huh?" was his very elegant response from being half-buried under the sheets. Nose poked out between folds, hair mussed and free from their usual product constraint. Strands of dark hair tickled his eyes—he needed haircut soon—and Shane scrunched his nose, batting them away half-heartedly. Rose watched him with an amused twinkle in her eyes. She sat on the vanity, various products spread on the desk infront of her as she began to dab some cream onto her face. She looked radiant as ever, half-dried hair pulled back with a thick towel bandana, shoulders draped in silky pink pajamas.
"Moisturising?" Rose repeated. She turned to Shane. "Do you atleast wear sunscreen?"
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Shane Hollander, skincare, the art of having rituals, and learning to have small joys — an unorthodox character study
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There was the taste of something bittersweet in his mouth. Vaguely smelled like grass, citrus, and dirt. Something organic. Ghost placed a finger onto his tongue and pulled out. A single white flower petal caught between his fingertips.
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the hanahaki soapghost au that no one asked but i deliver
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A dog in a field of grass.
Connor woke up from a dream he was not supposed to have.
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After a case took a wrong turn, Connor found himself miles away from home under a rainstorm.
All the while he broke apart, pieces by pieces,
Both physically and mentally.
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The smart thing would be to leave. The instincts inside Robert scream for him to get out, but somehow he stays rooted in place. He notices his own breathing coming out rougher now, as he watches Chad's chest heave with effort, smoke escaping his lips with each sharp exhale.
Go. Robert tells himself. Go. Go now.
Chad whines again, followed by a deep growl. He looks at Robert with wide eyes, barely any of the gold left in his irises. Yet Chad still looks at Robert with confusion, questioning why he hasn't moved.
Robert doesn't know why. He stares back at Chad, and somehow finds himself beginning to relax. "It's okay, Chad." He whispers. "I'm here."
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20 Jul 2026
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"So, how's the courting going?"
Flambae didn't process the question at first. He was too focused on the container in his hands, making sure the food had been properly heated all the way through because any cold absolutely destroyed the flavor, but Robert would eat it regardless. He stirred it a bit more and put it back in the microwave, figuring a few more minutes would be better safe than sorry.
It was only then that the question properly registered.
"Wait. The fuck are you talking about?" he looked at her, his brow pinched, "Im not courting anyone right now."
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This is literally just a very self-indulgent Flambert story, set in a world where everyone is a werewolf and also Robert gets to get boy pregnant.
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20 Jul 2026
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20 Jul 2026
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How To Accidentally Acquire A Stepdad For Your Kid By Being Miserable And Pathetic by CreativeWolf
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Jul 2026
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The scene at Crypto Night goes a little differently when Robert goes into labor early.
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Or, what's more terrifying and traumatizing than giving birth alone? Giving birth with only the guy you maimed, humiliated, and arrested there to help, of course!
I was going to figure out a shorter title and have the current one as a joking "alternate title" thing, but it's hilarious so I kept it.
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- Part 4 of In which I say, get these men pregnant 🗣️
- Part 1 of Stepping UP
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20 Jul 2026
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Robert has a run-in with a villain who grants nightmares instead of wishes. Who knew Robert's worst fear was becoming a father?
He tells himself it'll be over as soon as SDN figures out how to reverse it... if they can reverse it before it's too late.
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20 Jul 2026