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|ENG| Dazai appears in the dreams of dying people to guide them to the place from which no one ever returns. Chuuya was supposed to be just another name on that endless list. But when a stranger appears in his room—someone no one else can see—he unexpectedly begins to feel better.
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- Part 2 of English Version
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21 Jul 2026
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The Mackerel and The Slug by Perpetually_Exhausted
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Jul 2026
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Getting drunk and/or high with Dazai was definitely way up on his list of things to avoid if he could help it. It might not seem like it based on how often it happened, but it was the truth. He swears.
This was mainly because it seemed like the only thing that ever came out of doing so was property destruction (not damage; Destruction), embarrassment, new blackmail or what happened most of the time: all of it at once. And while all of that tended to occur for Chuuya only, with Dazai getting away scot-free, he will stand by the claim that ‘it was all that shitty bastard's fault’ until the day he fucking dies.
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The fic in which I reference so much heavy underage drinking that everyone who reads it will be able to predict liver failure in their future with a greater accuracy than a genuine psychic.
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Tattoos under duress/hj
If you use this pic for ai or post elsewhere without my permission I'm of the opinion that your mom should have swallowed xoxo
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17 Jul 2026
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Nakahara Chuuya has had a million questions his whole life.
Why does he hear a stranger's voice when he sleeps? Why can't he remember the first seven years of his life? Why is Dazai Osamu hellbent on being the shittiest shithead to ever shit on this earth?
On his 18th birthday, however, things change.
Despite no answers, he no longer has so many questions.
Just one:
Where the fuck did these undead creatures come from?
OR: Dazai and Chuuya are high-school enemies that have to work together to make it out of a zombie outbreak in their school — insert unwavering trust, mutual pining and a shitload of angst.
[COMPLETED 15/7/26]
Love from,
Mil 🤎.- Language:
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15 Jul 2026
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why can’t you come stitch me up? (why can’t it ever be enough?) by stxberryhearts
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 Jun 2026
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“So…my shipping container kind of flooded because of the rain.”
Chuuya stared at him.
“And you decided to come here?”
“Yup!”
“And you’re asking to spend the night.”
“Yup!”
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Or: Dazai spends the night at Chuuya’s because of a storm. Things escalate.
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03 Jul 2026
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Sleep is a Paradise by ChuuyasPinkMotorcycle for calmlb
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Jun 2026
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“Are you okay? Hurt anywhere? What happened?” Atsushi asks.
Always such a worrywart.
“I’m okay,” Kyouka responds. “I passed out.”
“Why?!” His voice is now more panicked. It’s not like she chose to pass out, so she shrugs.
Apparently hearing the weretiger’s concern, Dazai sweeps back in. “Ah, Atsushi-kun, Kunikida-kun wanted me to fetch you! Something about a missing assignment?”
Kyouka watches the internal battle on the white-haired boy’s face, his eyes flickering between the door, Dazai, and herself. Then, after receiving a nod from Yosano which Kyouka interprets to mean that she’s fine, he stands up, albeit reluctantly.
Halfway to the door, he seems to rethink something, half turning back to squint at Dazai. Suspicion clear in his voice, he questions, “This better not be you tricking me into doing your paperwork again.”
“I assure you on my life and well-being that this is not me tricking you into doing my paperwork,” Dazai swears, a hand against his chest in an oath only one gullible person in this room would believe.
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