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Shane Hollander was boring. Or at least that is what his ex-boyfriend told him when he unceremoniously dumped him. Now, six months after the last time he spoke to Johnathon, he was finally beginning to feel alright. He had a good job, a good side-hustle, good friends and (most importantly) good health. He didn't have to deal with Johnathon's mess left lying around his house, nor did he have to put up with his boyfriend's creepy preoccupation with another man.
So when he agreed to privately teach yoga to a famous client, he definitely didn't expect it to be his ex-boyfriend's parasocial obsession. He may resent Ilya Rozanov, but he's a professional who can keep it together. It's only a few months. He'll make it out of this alive. Definitely. Probably.
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19 Jul 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
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Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
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05 Jun 2026
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Voyager by DepressedAsparagus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jul 2026
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Shane thought about sending the message, he really did. For a moment, he allowed himself to imagine what it would have been like for Ilya to flinch at the sound of his text, a ping from the other side of the room. Maybe he would pounce. Maybe he’d act slowly, putting out his cigarette, fingertips brushing the pool of vodka at the bottom of a glass before wiping it off, padding across the room to answer.
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Shane doesn't send the message after the NHL awards. Instead, he accidentally summons the 2024 version of himself to 2014. A fix-it where future Shane meddles in his past life.
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01 Jun 2026
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Shane (to himself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in friends with benefits, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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When Shane sticks it out at Ilya's house, and the tuna meltdown doesn't happen, he still walks away confused about what Ilya actually WANTS from him. When an opportunity presents itself in the form of Rose Landry and a very thorough PR relationship contract, Shane decides to take advantage of it to show Ilya that he can be a totally chill and normal friend with benefits, and definitely isn't too attached.
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29 May 2026
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Maybe I Will Do More Than Suck Your Dick by Internerdionality
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 May 2026
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HOLLANDER AND ROZANOV IN SHOCKING VEGAS PHOTOS!
Star Players Have Yet to Issue Comment on Alleged Wedding Photos Leaked Online.
The photo below was of the two of them in their tuxes, with dopey, boozed-out, lust-drunk expressions on their faces. Rozanov’s hand was gripped tightly—possessively—around Shane’s jaw, their mouths inches apart, clearly about to kiss.
Rozanov’s hand had a wedding ring on it.
Shane sends the “we didn’t even kiss” text. Their night in Vegas doesn’t end there. And their lives will never be the same…
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28 May 2026