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How far we’ve come by ThePirate for ajaystillblue
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
02 Aug 2021
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When Henry returns from a long walk along the beach by himself, he finds everyone else asleep. Well, almost everyone. On a boulder a little way down the beach, Darryl sits, staring out to sea, no doubt with one eye still on the sleeping crew.
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It has always been that the more intimate the setting, the stronger his fluid, shifting, feeling gets. Darryl remarked once that he doesn’t understand how Henry doesn’t get jealous, or feel guilty, being open in his marriage with Mercedes. But the fact is, Henry simply isn’t the same with Mercedes as he is with anyone else. He’s the lion to her lioness. When Gina and Greg and Jane and Kirk join the mix he is playful, flirtatious, part of a team. In hotel rooms after geology conference mixers he’s confident, in charge. A dozen different Henries in a dozen different embraces.
A little character and relationship study centred on one Henry Oak, which picked up more plot than I initially intended.
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“Grant?”
Grant stares open mouthed at the man who appears before him like an apparition from his adolescent day dreams: Yeet Bigly lies sprawled on his back on their front lawn, legs in the sky and wheels on his board still spinning in the air, a look of utter surprise plastered on his face.
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Everyone But You by ThePirate
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 May 2021
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Warlock Dowling and Adam Young meet as graduate students in a philosophy of sustainability tutorial. They both want to save the world, but disagree strongly about how this can be attained.
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one juice for my very very real husband, please by TheHeartWantsWhatTheHeartWants
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Jul 2026
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The Russian man read his phone. "Can I get berry kefir smoothie in large cup but keep the juice small, only with more ice. But he wants to know if melting ice will separate kefir within twenty-five minutes, because if it does, he does not want that. Then he will get Almond Butter and Banana Smoothie with full scoop of hemp seed, but only half almond butter, and add…”
He must have noticed now that Dorian was no longer typing, “Is there issue?”
Dorian shrugged. “No. I’m just waiting for you to actually be serious about what your 'Husband' wants.”
The man scoffed, “I think you should just make fifty-dollar smoothie for my husband, Smoothie for my very real husband, by the way. Very real husband, so I do not know what finger bunnies are for.” He wiped his nose, taking a breath, “Do you know who I am?”
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Dorian works in a smoothie shop, and if there's one thing he hates more than his job, it's people who order ridiculously complicated smoothies and then pretend they're for someone else.
Then a Russian man walks in and does exactly that.
What follows is a week-long battle of Ilya trying to convince a smoothie shop employee that his very real husband is, in fact, real.
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- Part 2 of fics in six
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22 Jul 2026
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crying in the bleachers and i said it was fun by obidadkenobi
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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Luca was so young. He was the kind of rookie that would’ve been destroyed in Toronto, and the kind that Troy wanted to protect now.
Maybe that was part of it. Maybe knowing firsthand how much scrutiny being openly queer could bring made something protective flare up in Troy’s chest before he even realised it.
Or maybe, Troy was jealous.
Maybe he knew that Luca wouldn’t be doing this if he’d landed in Toronto like Troy had. Maybe he was jealous that the road had already been paved for Luca to come out so early into his career and be welcomed with open arms.
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Luca comes out as gay to the world, and Troy is more upset about it than he ever thought he would be.
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21 Jul 2026
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Approximately 81 Shane Hollanders by prailock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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To celebrate the New York Admirals annual Pride Night Kingfisher's Bar hosts a gay player look-alike contest. Of course the Centaurs have to attend it. Of course Ilya is judging the Shane Hollanders. Of course no one told Shane about it.
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Ilya lives his one true dream; drowning in a sea of Shane Hollanders. Unlimited freckles. Unlimited chaos.
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- Part 2 of Pure Meringue
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19 Jul 2026
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Which hockey bro is coming out? The answer may surprise one of them! by JayofOlympus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Apr 2026
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Cliff has a plan. It's a great plan. His plan in no way gives anybody the wrong idea.
Or, 5 times Cliff's plan to help Ilya out of the closet definitely totally worked and 1 time the plan went out the window.
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- Part 3 of Cliff Marleau, #1 ally
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19 Jul 2026
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The HABs Groupchat by find_me_in_the_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Feb 2026
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-Kip Grady Started a Group Chat-
Kip starts a group chat for the husbands and boyfriends of the queer players in the league, and they get along like a house on fire.
Takes place over the course of The Long Game and Role Model.
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19 Jul 2026