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    In a misguided attempt to quell Ryland Grace’s loneliness by wingmanning him across the galaxy and into the five arms of some theoretical Eridian babe, Rocky might accidentally kind of realize that he really doesn’t want that to happen at all. At least, not with just any nonspecific theoretical Eridian babe. More like one very specific extant Eridian babe.

    aka: the “split or swallow” AU that no one asked for, ft. Eridian Sex Ed 301, 303, and 305H, taught by one Rocky to a single, starry-eyed human student.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    5 stars

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    All of Erid waited to greet their saviors. The brave twenty-three Eridians that left to save their planet. Only one emerged. And… something else.

    Erid has seen little of Grace and Rocky. The alien is sick. Rocky is the only one who knows how to take care of it. They have clung to each other desperately tight. And Grace is worried. Rocky has not seen Adrian more than a handful of times since they arrived six months ago. Rocky has essentially no social life. They have not left each other’s sides for nearly five years. This is, obviously, a problem.

    Grace isn’t as sick. He doesn’t need Rocky to take care of him anymore. And Grace will do what he has to so that Rocky can resume living a normal life with Adrian. So what if Grace absolutely can’t be alone? So what if the thoughts are getting overwhelming? So what if Adrian kind of hates him? This is for Rocky’s sake. He’ll be okay.

    But Grace has severely underestimated how much he needs Rocky. How much Rocky needs him.
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    Or: Grace and Rocky are severely codependent. Adrian gets tangled up in their mess, too.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    5/5 stars, Eridian stars

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Some very hot sex between two being with no gender; there is nothing to see here.

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    04 Jul 2024

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    Ngk

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    Lucifer is freshly divorced and ready to start dating again. After some debate he decides to get something done that he’s wanted for a while: a tongue piercing.

    However, when he meets the shops eccentric owner, something seems to spark between them. Is it just a brief flash or will it be something meant to last?

    Rated E for later chapters. Tags will be updated as chapters are released

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    18 Jun 2024

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    Alastor Piercer AU. Absolutely perfect. 10/10

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    This is being rewritten and is being posted as of October 28th, 2023

    this is the link to the new cewoas https://archiveofourown.org/works/51178642/chapters/129314950

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    09 Mar 2024

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    NLU DR