TheGayManatee
Fandoms
- Empires SMP (2)
- WitchCraft SMP (2)
- The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien (1)
- Gravity Falls (1)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
Recent works
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Platonic Divorces and Romantic Weddings by TheGayManatee
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Jun 2026
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Bilbo Took-Baggins and Nori of the Ri clan were married---platonically as they'd tell you---out of convenience many moons ago. Now, happily divorced and still best friends with his ex-husband, Bilbo decides he wants to help Nori on the quest to Erebor.
Bilbo is an ex-bounder, Nori spends half his time in the Shire, Thorin has tunnel vision, and the author doesn't know how to write summaries.
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“And no healthy individual wants to learn how to sneak around and steal rich men's shittily-made coins, so I’d go as far as to say that you already weren’t right in the head.”
Bilbo finally pulls himself to his feet, planting them sturdily beneath him so he doesn’t start tripping around like a drunken Sackville in front of his new instructor.
“Keep talking like that and I’ll divorce you,” he tries to threaten, but it falls flat he infers from Nori’s near bellow of a laugh.“I think we’re going to get along fine, Master Baggins.”
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Oh Darling, My Beloved (On Hiatus) by TheGayManatee
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Jan 2025
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Katherine is tired. So she asks Scott to make an alliance with Jimmy so that there’s an extra barrier between Mythland and the Codpire’s constant attempts to start a war with each other.
Aka: Katherine is tired of being the only one allied to both of these fools (/affectionate), so she asks Scott to make an alliance with Jimmy so that someone else can help her with the work load.
And through this alliance Scott will realize that maybe the man from his prophetic dreams has been right in front of him for a long time.Oh also Xornoth was never corrupted and is just kinda there most of the time.
[okay so… the hiatus is continuing for a bit, I am working on more chapters but I want to get a few in the works before I post anything, and also my summer break is gonna be hectic for a few weeks at the very least (I’m seeing family I haven’t seen/talken to since before the start of the pandemic, sleepovers & hangouts with friends, etc)
I repeat: NOT ABANDONED THIS FIC IS MY BABY
It will continue when my brain is cooperating with me once again 😅] -
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My thoughts on how the Pines twins are doing after Weirdmageddon when they go back to Piedmont.
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Scott tells Lauren about his and Jimmy’s wedding.
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My favorite WitchCraft SMP characters say incorrect quotes. That’s it. That’s the fic.