TheFoodIsPoisoned
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“Five minutes,” he mumbles, “Just five minutes, and I’ll leave.” The warmth of the fire cradles him, sings to him softly, and soon, Murphy is gone.
When consciousness comes back to him, the flames are still burning. Yet this time the room feels cold, uninviting, and there's a gun against his head.
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After stealing food from the trailers that camp in his forest, John Murphy has his life nearly beaten out of him by soldiers. When he thinks it's all over, he finds himself bound and near naked in a Knight's tent; a most feared class upon the earth.
Defenseless and at his mercy, he expects to be broken beyond repair. Yet the man turns out to be much different than what he expected.
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His eyes are at once dead and horribly, horribly alive. The milky film over his cornea does little to hush the luminous golden brown of his irises, huge around pupils so shrunken that Martin can hardly see them.
Jonathan Sims blinks. Then he frowns.
“Am I to take it you’ve never met a vampire, then?”
Oh, Martin is going to get a rubbish review.Or,
Struggling for income, Martin registers with an app that connects vampires with willing blood donors. His first client is not at all what he expected.
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Aziraphale sat down rather listlessly by the small stream. He’d only ventured a few steps into the forest – just enough to not see the house anymore. It was a beautiful day – almost as if meant to spite or mock him, he thought.
Here he was, out on the perfect day for a lovely, romantic picnic, and back home, in his cottage, his partner of seven years was… well.
He wasn’t sure what Gabriel was doing… for all he knew, the other man was still shagging his hook-up. Then again, he never had the best endurance, so odds were, they were in the awkward sweaty stages of sex now, because Lord knew Gabriel didn’t cuddle afterwards.
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Crowley was having a crisis. Actually, he was having two of them, but they were so closely related to each other that he wasn’t sure they weren’t one slightly bigger crisis – but whatever the definition, he was having a moment.
He had just behaved in a very un-Fae-like manner, and he wasn’t sure why. The human – the one who’d been sobbing by the river – had disturbed him as he’d been napping in the water. His sobs had been unpleasant, yet also oddly melodious – and he’d looked so very, very crushed.Bookmarked by TheFoodIsPoisoned
31 Aug 2025
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After the Patience clinic closes, Asta is desperate for a job. She finds one working in a top secret government facility, assisting Dr. Vanderspeigle in clandestine medical experimentation on a strange, otherworldly creature. Is the money worth the black mark on her conscience, hurting this thing she suspects might be a sentient, feeling being?
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30 Aug 2025
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Come to think of it, butterflies really do have a short life span, even if they are in your stomach. And constant nagging from Jan with all of his "u wanna seize his d so bad it's embarassing" is only making things worse.
Or the one in which relationships suck, and Bojan swallows.
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- Part 2 of Seize the Day
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anchors, ships, and moorings by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Nov 2022
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He smells him before he sees him, a waft of cool water and green things, a scent he’d know half-dead after decades of smelling it, no matter the months since he was last around it.
“I want to hire you.”
There’s a cosmic irony to this somewhere along the line, a second meeting in a pub with him tucked away in a corner drinking alone and the bard sitting across from him with proprietary self-assurance.
The man across from him now, however, isn’t some bright-eyed teenager, more fanciful than sensible and with far too much self-confidence.
This man is older. No less beautiful but with something sharper around his edges. His hair is longer than Geralt’s ever seen it before, and his jacket is a deep red leather cut close to his body instead of a pastel bit of frippery meant to make him seem dainty. There’s an edge to this man now, a sort of hardness to his eyes.
(His breath catches, just for a moment, at the knowledge of his contribution at putting it there).
(post-mountain, geralt thinks he's never going to see jaskier again) (and then he's approached about a contract with the sandpiper)
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20 May 2025