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“You look like you want to murder someone with that.”
Ranpo paused mid-bite, the grip tightening, just in case someone wanted to snatch his weapon.
“Maybe I do.”
Dazai hummed in response and took another bite.
“You can do quite creative things with a fork.”
Ranpo let out a humourless huff. “You would know.”
“I would.”
“Which one would hurt the most?
“Depends. Who are we stabbing today?”
“Mori,” Ranpo said, no hesitation.
Or: The Agency tries to function after the airport incident while the city keeps finding new ways to keep dangerous things on a leash. Mori keeps reaching into their lives, Ranpo is still out of commission, and Atsushi and Kyouka are sent to a job, only to become suspects themselves.Series
- Part 2 of Kittens on leashes — they scratch
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“Is someone using you to get to Fukuzawa-san?”
Ranpo’s irritation sparked again, bright and immediate.
“No.”
“Then is someone using you to get to—”
“No one is using me.”
“But someone is hurting you.”
Ranpo scoffed.
“Obviously.”
Kunikida went still.
Ranpo seemed to realize, half a second too late, how that sounded.
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“You go to the Special Division, stay too long, and Ranpo acts strange afterwards. You talk to someone about oaths, go back without telling me. Someone steals your medicine—”
Dazai’s hand paused inside his coat. He thought of the words: Effective upon receipt. He set the folded paper down.
Kunikida stared at it for a beat. When he unfolded it, the crackle sounded too loud.
“Why do you have it?” he managed at last.
“To keep our resident kitten asleep.”
Or: The Agency tries and fails and tries again to function after the incident at the airport. When Ranpo and Dazai get tasked with an ability assessment, they weren't expecting to end up with a Special Division's counsellor going after them.Series
- Part 1 of Kittens on leashes — they scratch
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Dazai's eyelids sank a fraction. The medication made everything heavy. He gave in and let his eyes close.
The beeping didn’t stop when he did. It kept counting on the seconds he graced the Earth with his presence.
He was halfway to sleep when something shifted.
Dazai’s eyes fluttered open, worried he wouldn’t see the brown cape anymore.
But the chair in front of him was still occupied.
And so was the one in the corner.
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Dazai survives the Meursault. Recovery proves harder than the fall, especially when ghosts won’t stay dead and Ranpo refuses to let him follow them. -
We need to talk (they really do, but they both suck at it) by TheF00L
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Dec 2025
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Ranpo texts: We need to talk.
Dazai spends the next hour bracing for a breakup.They talk. It goes about as smoothly as you’d expect.
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Book 1: Declawed.
The Agency tries and fails and tries again to function after the incident at the airport. When Ranpo and Dazai get tasked with an ability assessment, they weren't expecting to end up with a Special Division's counsellor going after them.
(I may have created some problems.
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Oh you thought I was solving them?
Ha! Adorable.)Book 2: Leashed.
The Agency tries to function after the airport incident while the city keeps finding new ways to keep dangerous things on a leash. Mori keeps reaching into their lives, Ranpo is still out of commission, and Atsushi and Kyouka are sent to a job, only to become suspects themselves.(I am in process of creating more problems.)
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Megumi Fushiguro is 20 years old. He's worked as a solo jujutsu sorcerer for the two years following graduation, and for all intents and purposes, he does a good job - even at the expense of his safety. The one thing he does not do is go back to Jujutsu High. Jujutsu High brings back memories of a man with pure white hair and a whole lot of unresolved issues that Megumi refuses to address.
Until Yuji and Nobara manage to drag him back.
OR, Megumi and Gojo parted ways on a sour note, but Megumi can't run forever.
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(i am) the whisper of a memory by GallifreyanFairytale
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Feb 2023
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Sukuna grins, his mouth stretched unnaturally wide across his face. “You really thought the King of Curses could be bound by human flesh?” He tips his head upwards, cackling, then throws Megumi aside. Megumi stumbles, falling backwards into the water. He hates that Sukuna is wearing his face, hates how it’s just wrong enough to make his skin crawl.
“I was biding my time,” he explains. “Anyone paying attention could tell the day you snapped was fast approaching, and you made it so easy for me to watch you.” He appears standing over Megumi, cruel glee shining in his expression. “If you’d been able to stay away from that brat, maybe your imminent destruction wouldn’t have been so glaringly obvious. But no. You fell in love with him.”
Megumi swallows thickly.
“Love is a curse, right?” Sukuna leans down, eyes boring into what is left of Megumi’s soul. “And yet, you could never avoid it.”
megumi's soul shatters, and the pieces are full of love.
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24 May 2026
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"But- but the plane!-"
"Miles I don't give a damn about the stupid plane just get out of there before I kill you myself!!!"
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Tornado almost crashes. With Tails in it. While team hero can't do anything but watch.
Sonic and Tails are brothers and brothers only! You yogurts.
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25 Feb 2026
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After the Ooharai, Yukine forces Yato to open up to him the only way he can.
"To hurt someone as intimately as you love them: they are the echo of a family, as it turns out."Bookmarked by TheF00L
24 Feb 2026
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"Tails? Tails, can you hear me?"
"Hngh..."
"Okay, okay," Sonic sounded out of breath, as if something was physically restricting him from taking in enough air, "Keep talking to me, bud."
Or: Tails is tired, it doesn't help Sonic's worry.
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