TheExpertProcrastinator
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Colt and Ryland, Midnight Froot Loops, and The Universe.
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- Part 2 of Against the Dying of the Light
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Ode to Misery by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 May 2026
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“What do you want, Stratt? Figure it out, and go get it, because we’re fighting for life here and you can’t lead that fight if you don’t have one.”
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A world in which Ryland Grace is just a little bit more willing to call out bullshit where he sees it.
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Defy the Sun by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
30 Apr 2026
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Love is what makes us defy the Sun itself to return home.
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Ryland Grace's departure from home and eventual return, as told from the perspective of his twin brother.
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- Part 1 of Against the Dying of the Light
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Bite the Bullet by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Apr 2026
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Ryland Grace isn't a vindictive man. He never has been; he simply doesn't have the capacity.
He's also never been quite so devastatingly betrayed.
If Stratt is content for him to be chased and cornered like a senseless animal, then he intends to act like one.
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Secrets, Secrets, Are No Fun by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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Luke and Leia crash-land on Tatooine with limited resources; Leia suffering extensive wounds.
With Lando and Chewie out of reach and Han still frozen in carbonite, Luke has no choice but to make a sacrifice, and call for help.
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Vader goes chasing after his child, and finds another in the process.
Recent series
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Against the Dying of the Light by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
12 Jun 2026
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- 4,523
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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Star Wars One-Shots by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Mar 2023
- Words:
- 14,563
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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The One Where Qui-Gon Turns To The Dark Side by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Jul 2023
- Words:
- 24,413
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 53
Recent bookmarks
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I Dug My Heels Into The Gravel by RosePocky
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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"If there was one thing that Grace had learned about Stratt over the last while of working with her, was that she always got what she wanted. No matter what.
At the end of the day, he was tied to the train tracks, and she had control of the lever."A retelling of Ryland Grace's violent recruitment onto the Hail Mary.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
17 Jun 2026
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Thunderstorms at Midnight by tinallie
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
15 Jun 2026
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Since they were children Ryland and Colt had a strange ability to see the other when they were unconscious. Well, more like Ryland saw Colt. No one else has ever been able to see him, and to Colt's defense, it never happened for long. He got knocked out all the time by different stunts, but it was never for a long period of time.
Until Colt's accident.
Until Colt was staring at Ryland in his stupid yellow rain jacket with the dread of knowing that something was very, very wrong.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
17 Jun 2026
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brother, i'm right here by Fish_With_A_Pen
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
18 Jun 2026
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"Don't try to get up," Colt says. His voice is very even. "Stay right there, Ry. Just stay."
The man between them looks almost bored, which is somehow the worst thing about him. He checks his watch. He looks at the door.
Come on, Colt thinks. At no one. At the door. At the empty idea of rescue. Come on. Come on.
He doesn't let himself think the name.
He thinks it anyway.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
16 Jun 2026
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Grace hasn't set an alarm ever since he stopped working at the school to research the astrophage. He's kind of a morning person, anyway, and the scientists he works with don't really care about what time he woke up. He stays late most days, too.
So what is that annoying beeping?
The memories flood in suddenly. The explosion, the meeting, multiple people chasing him. Being tackled to the ground, held down as the world faded.
Fight or flight kicks in immediately, but he finds he cannot move, just managing a sharp inhale behind the oxygen mask that he feels is strapped to his face.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
14 Jun 2026
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flying by the moon now, i think it's time to sleep by bittersweetResilience for TeaFig, HaleyoOo, Belle_Kana
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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I hear Grace approaching before I see him—footsteps pounding sharply against concrete, then the rustle of rye, windblown dirt under wayward sky under shoes not made for running.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
11 Jun 2026