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The project of a lifetime turns into a nightmare when an IT contractor finds herself caught in the middle of a Xenomorph infestation, a Yautja jailbreak, and the human black ops teams that have been sitting on this remote island powder keg like nothing could possibly go wrong.
Good thing Gemma makes an impression on the Yautja faction because a plucky can-do attitude can only kill so many Xenomorphs.
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04 Jun 2025
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Their Captive Pet - ('The Hunted' Chronicles - Book 2) by WeaverOfWords (Fantasy_elf)
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018), Predator Original Series (1987-1990)
22 Sep 2022
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Life had always been a bit unfair at times, but this… This was just ridiculous.
Here I am. Stolen from my world and kept in a cage like an animal. My captors are scum and, even more alarming... Aliens. And no, that wasn't a typo. They're actually friggin’ aliens! They’re real!I hate this world, this planet, wherever the hell we are. The other humans with me are just as afraid, wanting to return back home, even when it feels like there's zero chance of that happening.
To make things worse, I'm now being sold off to a new master. Two of them, in fact. Yautja males.
Feared by many, these hulking hunters think that they can just take me home with them and keep me as a pet.Yeah... I don't think so.
As much as they're absolutely terrifying, I won't bow to them. I will find a way to get home, even if it takes all my will and wits to do so.
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***Warning!: Triggering Topics, abuse, dub consent, violence and Male x Male sexual interactions included. Read at your own risk. 18+ only.
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- 17/17
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03 Jun 2025
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Agon the eldritch knight rescues Eilonwy the sorceress from certain death in the forest. The two of them seek a place they can call home.
Characters and all illustrations by Yanastyboi, https://twitter.com/yanastyboii
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02 Jun 2025
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triumph, triumvirate! by abillionstars
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
14 Jun 2023
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Somehow, they made it work.
(the au where the triforce become a triad; quintessentially just domestic castle scenes.)
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18 Jun 2023
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the wind carried death by jonphaedrus
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 May 2025
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Here, at the end of the world, the sword that seals the darkness glowed blue, the chosen knight looked haggard, the great king of evil lay at his feet unable to rise, and they stared at each other and for a long while didn’t say anything because quite frankly neither one of them had any energy left to speak.
“I,” said the chosen knight, “will make you a deal.”
“I,” said the demon king, “am listening.”
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06 Jun 2023
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Life Gets Hard, But We Go On by Laura Kaye (laurakaye), zappedbysnow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
30 Sep 2022
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Kim Kitsuragi went to solve a murder in a long-abandoned corner of town. He found much more than he expected: a disaster, and a miracle. A new partner, and a fresh start.
He has, by most sensible measures, objectively terrible taste in men.
Harry Du Bois woke up with no memories, helped solve a murder, got shot a little bit, had a sexual epiphany, and fell head-over-heels in love. He thinks he might have been a bad person, before. He's trying to be a good person now.
He's also exactly Kim's type.
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- 118,088
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- 15/17
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30 Aug 2022
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At first she doesn't remember anything. She doesn't remember how she was injured, or why she's hiding out on Concord Dawn. As her memories return, Leia starts to piece together some sense of who she is but the last piece in the puzzle seems to be the man who saved her life.
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- 10/10
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16 May 2022
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Only Love Proudly and Gladly and Well by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Apr 2020
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Three months into his relationship with the White Wolf, Warlord of the North and terror of the continent, Jaskier goes back to Redania as part of the Warlord's negotiating team. They return with a treaty...but there are unexpected consequences to revealing his place at the White Wolf's side.
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- Part 3 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 4 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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- English
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- 31,101
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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19 Dec 2021
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With a Conquering Air by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!
Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.
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- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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- English
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- 27,880
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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19 Dec 2021
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Do it Again by thisgirlsays22 for KioneM
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Feb 2020
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By the twentieth time Geralt has gone through the loop, he decides to just throw himself off the cliff’s edge after Borch.
He wakes up to his twenty-first attempt.
“Fuck.”
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- 1/1
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- 904
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19 Dec 2021
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Woodash and iron and leather by iffervescent
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jan 2020
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Jaskier is the only person Geralt's ever been around who doesn't smell of fear
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 15
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- 769
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19 Dec 2021
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Hades meets a goddess who needs help only he can give, but she's way too young for him. What can he do to assist her?
{This work is brand new and not related to Talisman}
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- Part 1 of Immortal Uprising
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 449
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- 1,096
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- 148
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- 35,368
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22 Oct 2021
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sundown starts at half-past six by halfdesertedstreets
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
27 Dec 2017
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“My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”
(He knows in his bones that this spell won’t ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he’s not real, then the curse can’t take him. That’s the whole point.)
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Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson’s obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won’t mind his own damn business.
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- Part 1 of set the clocks to the beat of your heart
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 3
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- 531
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- 1,641
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11 Oct 2021
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while there is still time. by jaigeye
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Jun 2021
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Directionless without his son, Din Djarin ventures to figure out what being a Mandalorian means to him.
Throughout it all, Boba Fett gives him a place to come home to.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 83,507
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- 12/12
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- 523
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- 1,577
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- 450
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- 33,700
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10 Jul 2021
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Following the stranger's tip, Din Djarin and his growing party embark on a quest that will take them from one side of the Outer Rim to the other.
It all comes down to family in the end.
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AKA Boba Fett vs what it means to be Mandalorian.
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- Part 2 of Binary Sun Melancholy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 120,932
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 765
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08 Jun 2021
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Facing the aftermath of Grogu's recent departure, Din can't help but be drawn to what feels comfortable-- familiar. Boba Fett, in this case.
Shared life experiences and limited options help bring two very similar Mandalorians together.- Language:
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- 11/?
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01 May 2021
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Din Djarin was a child when the Breach cut their planetary system off from the rest of the sector. He spent his young life training to pilot a Jaeger. He was older when he pulled a crying baby from the wreckage of a town not unlike his own. Now he is older still, but the Kaiju are not done with him yet. Maybe Boba Fett will help him.
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01 May 2021
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where they hang the lights by napricot
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Oct 2021
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25 Apr 2021
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Din Djarin must deal with a massive loss.
Luckily, Boba Fett knows a thing or two about that.
What the bounty hunter doesn't know anything about is how to deal with developing an actual bond with the Mandalorian.
Luckily, they're both just as lost in that regard.
((COMPLETE!!))
(I tried to make a better description!)
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- Part 1 of What Makes A Mandalorian THE SERIES
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,011
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 260
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- 1,342
- Bookmarks:
- 267
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- 26,382
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14 Mar 2021
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he shall sing of his once and future king by Scourge_of_Nemo
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
13 Mar 2021
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Assassins crash Din's coronation, leaving the new Mand'alor shaken, with an injured arm and blood-soaked ceremonial armor.
Boba Fett offers to help him clean up. He doesn't think it through, really, until he's already standing between Din's legs at the edge of the Mandalorian throne.
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14 Mar 2021
