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    Shane and Ilya collide on the ice in 2008, and Shane's career is over before it begins.

    In 2014, when they meet each other in a club in Boston, Ilya wants to make it up to him.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Genuinely so good

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    This is how to be good: anyone who pisses you off is a cocksucker.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    So brilliant and so funny!!!

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    Ilya didn’t realise he had been holding his breath as the camera held in position for a while, until there was a slow zoom in, closing onto a tiny face that had not developed freckles yet.

    “Hello, Shanebug.”

    The voice of a younger David echoed in the living room, sucker-punching Ilya across the jaw and kneeing him in the guts.
    He barely had time to cover his gasp, clamping a hand over his mouth in an attempt to swallow back the sob that threatened to escape.

    “Ilya… are you crying?” Shane asked next to him.
    Thankfully, the video was paused, which was the perfect occasion for Ilya to burst into tears.

    Or, Ilya gets some insight on how Shane Hollander came to be.

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    29 May 2026

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    “I don’t know you, not really,” not-Tony says, “But… I can’t shake the feeling that I’m going to miss you.” He gives Steve a half-smile, like he doesn’t know that he’s stepping on the last little bits of Steve’s heart.

    ‘He doesn’t know,’ Steve has to remind himself. How could he? Steve bashed his head in.

    Steve bashed his head in and now Tony has to live as this half-dead thing, unwanted and uncared for and so broken that he’ll tell the man who killed him that he did the right thing.

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    Work inspired by Hard Reset by Kiyaar

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    21 May 2026

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    Tony whump dialled to the max