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  1. Rec 66

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    Ilya’s chin nudged towards the scoreboard. “Always chasing after me, huh, Hollander?” 

    Shane’s face flushed hot but before he could reply, he was left alone again. Sitting on the bench, Shane thought of all the ways those words could be misconstrued. He really had to tell Ilya that he was mic’d.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    @rozanovsupremacyy
    Does anyone else feel like Ilya Rozanov’s relationship is kind of one-sided?

    @rozanovsupremacyy
    Hollander’s account is pure PR.

    @rozanovsupremacyy
    Imagine loving someone that loudly and getting nothing in return.


    “They think you’re unhappy, Ilya,” Shane stresses. “They think I’m making you look like a fool.”

    “I am a fool. For you. This is known”

    Or: Ilya opens Twitter for about five minutes, finds people psychoanalysing his marriage, and thinks it’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen. Shane, however, goes into a full-blown overthinking spiral, and now Ilya has to talk (and fuck) him down from going absolutely insane.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    theo @rozstoe
    cliff “I would bang roz if I had to pick a dude” marlow has the biggest crush on rozanov after shane hollander
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    star @starlysmarly
    fr fr . that man looked at cap like a snack before he left us for ottawa and #hollander (i understand you cliff)
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    nina @tittyrozzy
    i think no one can withstand the magical powers of ilya rozanov’s curls n huge cock and his moles and— yall get the point
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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “What did you think, captain?” Casey asks.

    Shane leans forward, leaning slightly into Ilya and making it even harder to concentrate on their conversation instead of getting lost in the woodsy smell and presence of Shane Hollander.

    “I think–” Shane’s voice is a little sultry; the beers and shots truly are doing a number on him already, and it’s making the hairs on Ilya’s arms stand up. “–Rozanov has once again proven why he is one of the best in our league.”

    Ilya wants to turn his head towards Shane, but his entire body jolts forward when he feels a hand coming to rest on his thigh underneath the table. He lets out an audible ‘oof’ and tries to desperately play it off when their teammates throw him a confused look.

    Ilya makes a throw away gesture. “Hollander is being way too nice.”

    “If I was you I’d enjoy it while it lasts,” Cliff Marlow says, with a shit-eating grin.

    OR: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov attend the Florida All-Stars after party, post Rose break-up and post Tampa Bay bar scene.

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