TheBlueKeyhole
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Where the photo (you know which one) came from, and the party at which it happened
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After being hit by a curse that condemns him a human for 7 days, Crowley turns to Aziraphale for help.
Aziraphale abruptly commented over their breakfast that; “You don’t look particularly rested, dear.”
“Woke up on top of an angel. Hard to sleep through the embarrassment.” Crowley grumbled.
“You weren’t on top of me, you were… adjacent.” Aziraphale countered.
“Mhmm” Crowley hummed as he swallowed, “Adjacent to your thigh, angel. Not much improvement.”
“Well, you’re welcome to make your own breakfast, if my thighs are so offensive.” Aziraphale spoke with offended dignity.
Crowley flicked his tongue out, grinning despite himself. “Never said that, did I?” he teased. -
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Steve and Garrett have a moment hidden in the darkness of a cave...
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What if Jake was there when the milkshake accident happened?
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Johnnie just loves Jake. Hugging Jake, talking to Jake, being fucked by Jake.
contains smut copied from ignite me, the lyhfml-the fml bc thats gay
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Song Based Fics by TheBlueKeyhole
Fandom Jake and johnnie, Jake Webber - Fandom, Johnnie Guilbert - Fandom, Sam and Colby, Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2023
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Cardiac Arrest by PandoraWrites
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
31 Jan 2020
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Carlisle starts showing up at Charlie's house to avoid teenage vampire bullshit. Then he keeps doing it. And Charlie's not sure why he likes it too much, until one night Carlisle has a little too much to drink and has to stay over and well... one thing leads to another.
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13 Jun 2026
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The Lightness of You by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
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18 May 2026
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The 21st Century, In Which They Finally Work It Out by chaya
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2019
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This is light speed in comparison to the last few centuries of their relationship, but Crowley is barely holding on to his patience.
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16 May 2026
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He can’t do this.
“Can I—” he bursts, stops, overflows again. “Would it be too terribly forward of me to ask—”
This is so much. How can small words hold so much? Perhaps he can keep it in, after all. If the words can hold it, maybe he can too. Maybe he won’t crack and rupture.
Or: After the bus ride back from Tadfield and the erstwhile End of the World, Aziraphale reaches his breaking point.
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15 May 2026
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Come-Fuck-Me Hips by AgentStannerShipper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jun 2019
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Crowley has had a fantasy about Aziraphale for centuries now. Too bad the angel would never take him up on it.
Except, as it turns out, he absolutely would.
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15 May 2026