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Frank is having a stressful day at work and needs someone to help him with the fax. Luckily, there's a hiring service just around the corner! for secretaries! nurses! teachers! and more! paid by the hour! guaranteed to satisfy you! Well, if that isn't convenient.
But when the secretary in question arrives at the office, a pending dress code violation may be the least of Frank's problems.
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18 Nov 2025
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I'd Photocopy All the Things That We Could Be (If You Took the Time to Notice Me) by LiberXI
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
13 Mar 2023
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Frank and Gerard are co-workers trying to fix the fax machine together.
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You all know what this is about.
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14 Nov 2025
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Frank’s new side-gig could get him to pay his bills faster than he could ever imagine. All thanks to his favorite donor, which seems to enjoy his live streams a little too much.
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Frank is a Camboy. Gerard likes to tip him.
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09 Oct 2025
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Haunt Me Like A Grudge by lllookalive
Fandoms: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, L.S. Dunes (Band)
31 Oct 2023
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Join us this Halloween for Shiver's first-ever livestreaming event!
Follow two teams of renowned paranormal investigators as they spend the night in one of the most haunted buildings in America, braving a curse that has been claiming souls for more than a century. The team to make it through the night with the strongest evidence of ghostly activity will walk away with bragging rights, a lifetime of notoriety, and a cash prize of $500,000!
Grab your popcorn, strap on that proton pack, and settle in for a wild night to find out who will emerge triumphant, and who will fall victim to the insatiable appetite of the restless dead.
[Please note, this is spooky, not *scary*. If you can handle TV shows like Supernatural, this should be fine. Just read it, coward. See notes for additional disclaimers n shit.]
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02 Oct 2025
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A Modern History of Witchcraft in New Jersey by lllookalive
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., Fall Out Boy, The Used, L.S. Dunes (Band), Bandom
28 May 2023
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In which Frank, unassuming sound design student and part-time Staples employee, discovers that "YOLO" doesn't really apply to him, that demons are really good at contracts, and that his immortal ex-witch boyfriend isn't great at reading fine print. Also he dies a few times. It's cool, he comes back.
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30 Sep 2025