That_Purple_Creature



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    Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”

    “I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”

    “Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”

    “Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.

    “♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.

    “What?”

    “Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”

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    06 May 2026

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    i love linguistics this is so cool

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    Ilya picked up his phone to check.. whatever he was going to check, but to his surprise he found something out of the ordinary.

    It seems like he was added to some sort of groupchat. A group chat called “Metros WAGs.” Ilya, partly because he had no idea what a “WAG” was, and partly because he was intrigued by the mysterious new group chat, clicked on it.

     

    OR: Ilya is living his best life as a Montreal Metros WAG

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    10 Jan 2026

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    An elderly man turns up at 221B Baker Street with an exciting new case for Sherlock, John and Mariana - if they can only work out what it is! Their client is unfortunately not a great communicator... any more.

    A Sherlock & Co podcast case that Jonk must have forgotten to upload, but I found the transcript and decided to share it here. Set after The Reigate Squire.

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    30 Jul 2024

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    I made a tiktok based off this because I forgot it wasn't canon... Whoops

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    The game is over. Your auto-responder is free now, but it still hates your guts.
    The sentiment is mutual.
    Nonetheless, it still deigns to talk to you. And against all reason, you still respond, almost automatically.

    Even as everything changes, some things always stay the same for you.
    Surely your masculinity is one of these perpetual things. It's stalwart. After all, you made it that way.
    But some yous are less you than you'd think.

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    It turns out that people with quirks lacked something rather important. Something that was a tiny, little, miniscule bit important. Something known as common fucking sense.

     

    (The five times Midoriya found quirked people without common sense and the one other time he found another person who lacked common sense.)

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