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    The events of an entirely ordinary day for one particular police station in London towards the beginning of summer in 2019.

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    Lonnie Clarke was talking to a lunatic.

    To be fair, that wasn’t really unusual. It was a standard part of police work.

    This particular lunatic was a special sort of insane, though. Crazy like a fox, this Mr. Fell. Or, just absurdly lucky.

    Clarke was just finishing up with him — confirming his contact information, thanking him for his time, and so on — when an entirely different and more familiar lunatic came swaggering in with their hands cuffed in front of them. “OI! Who sent a rookie to pick me up all by herself? That’s hazing, ‘s what that is. Thought you lot were above all that.”

    Ladies and gentlemen, A.J. Crowley was in the building.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale is not built for administration.

    He is informed of this in clever language in the letter he received this morning, although he has known it for years. He is only surprised the bureaucracy of the city has taken so long to catch up to him.

    Somewhere in Nevaeh, there is a room. It is mostly dark, and damp, and dreary, and were it not for the row of plants on the windowsill, it would be quite intolerable indeed.
    There is a person inside this room, who is meant to be deprived of all earthly comforts, who is meant to take on all the suffering of the city, and without him, the great white towers of the city would surely topple into the sea.

    That's what everyone outside the room believes, anyway.

    Although the new guard, Aziraphale, has his doubts.

    They begin the moment the man behind the door begins to tell him a story.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 17

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    Omg, Xin, I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t heard it with my own ears. Professor Crowley, just now, on the phone—he called someone ‘angel’ as he rang off!! Like, a pet name!! And he was grinning like a loon the whole convo, too. I think he’s finally seeing someone!!!

    The return text was nearly instantaneous. WHAT?? R u serious?? Omg, FINALLY!! I’m so happy for him!! 😃🎉🥰 Know anything about them?!?

    Not much, I’m afraid.

    Or: five times the people in Professor Anthony J. Crowley’s astronomy department were excited to learn more about the identity of their perpetually single colleague’s/professor’s mysterious new suitor, plus one time they didn’t have to wonder anymore.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Crowley is a self-sufficient model on the verge of stardom. They clawed their way up all by themselves and the very last thing they want is some cream puff bodyguard their agency hired following them around constantly. Pretending to be their boyfriend at work so they don't get a reputation as a Diva. Watching over them. Caring for them.

    But then it turns out "Fell" was not even his real name. Was it all fake? Would someone like him ever want someone like them?

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    28 May 2026