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    When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
    She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Ryland Grace is living peacefully on Erid. Peacefully until something (or someone) so monumentally bloody stains the water in his enclosure.

    Simon is trying to get by on what he thinks is heaven, until he starts to mutate into something unholy.

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    You know the drill it’s platonic bloodymary time

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    podfic/translation welcome!

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Rising star Jesper needs a fake boyfriend to save his public image. Through sheer luck he finds the right person for the job - for the right price: Wylan, a pretty prostitute who keeps many secrets close to his chest.

    The relationship is fake, but when the feelings become real it gets dangerous.

    (Pretty Woman AU but with many changes)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Jesper and Wylan meet at a farmers’ convention and, long story short, they might have to overthrow the government.

    Jesper was supposed to spend spring break at Nina’s—then a joint turned up in his backpack and his da decided he was coming to the convention instead. He’s miserable and bored until a chance encounter with a shy artist. He never expected to meet someone sweet, gorgeous, and interested in him in the middle of Iowa.

    There’s just one tiny problem: Wylan’s father is nationally prominent and openly homophobic.

     

    Modern American politics AU -- you've been warned.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “Why do you hate me so much?” Wylan demands. He crosses his arms over his chest, his brows furrow, and his lips downturn in a pout that’s probably supposed to be intimidating, but instead is irritatingly endearing.

    Jesper huffs. “Do you want the list alphabetically, or in order of annoyingness?”

    “Before this week, before the wedding, we’d had exactly one interaction, seven years ago, and on our second interaction ever, you shoved me into a cake.”

    You shoved me, you royal douchebag.”

     

    Or: Jesper is the First Son of the President of Novyi Zem and Wylan is the Crown Prince of Kerch. Their respective countries have an already politically contentious relationship that is made worse by an altercation between the two at the Kerch king's wedding. To fix this, they intend to fake a long-term friendship to the media, but what happens when friendship becomes romance? What happens when two boys with very public lives and deeply personal secrets fall in love? What risk is worth the love of a lifetime?

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    01 Jun 2026