ThatBasicAssBitch
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Between smuggling runs, shootouts, cheap cigarettes, and neon-lit nights, there are moments no one talks about.
A collection of slice-of-life one-shots set in the world of Black Lagoon, featuring side characters, fleeting encounters, messy relationships, and the strange intimacy that blooms in Roanapur’s shadows.
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You're not quite sure how you got here. But you're not in a hurry to get back. Let's see where this goes.
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"Cause when you've hit rock bottom, the only way left that you can go is up"
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Zombieland Saga's nice and all, but the girls deserved better. Let's see what we can do about that, shall we? Fix-it Fic, Slight Canon Divergence, OC-Insert
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“So, have you guys made any progress on breaking your grandma’s curse?”
Momo looks up at him, finally opening the wrapper around her yakisoba-pan. She takes a big contemplative bite before she responds. “Yeah, still don’t know what you’re talking about. Granny Seiko’s not cursed?”
“No, the one stuck in the lucky cat. Turbo Granny. Must be super hard for the two of them, being apart like that, huh? What a tragic romance—”
“HUH?”
5 times the kids thought grandma Seiko and Turbo Granny were married + 1 time Seiko sort of wished they were.
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05 Jun 2026
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Starts six years after Paris. Their love story told entirely through news headlines, gossip columns, social media meltdowns, paparazzi videos, and increasingly feral Twitter users. What it looks like when the internet decides Miranda Priestly is in love.
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06 May 2026
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In a world where the other villages did not take kindly to ex-Leaf Ninja being the masterminds behind the Fourth War, nor Sasuke's following attempt at revolution, Konoha desperately needs allies to keep from being destroyed. Desperate to protect her people (and influenced by one of Danzo's leftover genjutsu), Tsunade agrees to sacrifice one of her kunoichi under the table in exchange for foreign aid.
Little did she know that this one action would spiral into a series of events that would see many kunoichi slapped in handcuffs for crimes they may or may not have commited.
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12 Feb 2026
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Draco is a Potions Master on a quest to collect a rare ingredient in the seas of Southern France.
Harry is a Curse Breaker who mysteriously disappeared after taking a job in France, who hasn’t been heard from since.
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A Little Mermaid / Beauty and the Beast fusion remix.
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19 Jan 2026
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You're her chosen maid for the month and it leads to many unforeseen consequences.
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21 Oct 2025