TempestuousJones
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- The X-Files (6)
- Criminal Minds (US TV) (2)
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WARNING for some coarse language, a do-it-yourself beta, and a rather heavy handed romantic metaphor. If that's within your tolerances, proceed:)
THE case had been awful, one of their very worst. The press, fuck em' all, had glamorized the UnSub with the sobriquet 'Botticelli’s Apprentice'. All male victims, all attractive, androgynous, wavy or curly hair, and Rossi *had* to mention they looked like Reid. And then Hotch couldn't stop seeing Reid every time he looked at a victim. (Thanks, Dave. Thanks a lot.) And then he couldn't stop looking at Reid. Hotch started to rub his eyes more than usual.
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The aftermath of violence at the Hotchner household. And the penny drops for Rossi.
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Originally posted in Spring of 2000: The Surly One gives Moose and Squirrel a long overdue
piece of his mind. Skinner hasn’t been truly surly in such a long
time. For the last couple of seasons, I think he’s been poorly
written on the show. He seems docile, almost ... dare I say it...
wimpy. He doesn’t seem to be the same man who told Smoky to “pucker
up and kiss my ass”. Well, if you want something done right...
Disclaimer: Not Mine, rats. No profit, either. -
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Skinner gets his hands on the diary. And someone is watching.
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Skinnet gets his hands on the diary. And someone is watching.
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aperture by birdbyrne (beezlebubz)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Jun 2026
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Ryland doesn't know where he is, what he's doing, or why he's doing it. All he knows is that he's in a universe with no stars and that an organization called the COI found the Hail Mary spinning out into deep space. He knows that Rocky may be injured somewhere, and he knows that the man that currently lays in a hospital bed in front of him should be dead as dirt but has miraculously survived.
He knows he has been given an ultimatum. Find out what brought Simon back to life or never see Rocky again.
The task proves more complicated than he thought.
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The Laika to my Felicette by banthatguy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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There's 1 in 70,000 people on the planet who have the gene needed to survive the Hail Mary's expedition. In that limited pool, 1 in maybe 1000 had the necessary skills needed for the mission — more dire still, even less people were willing to volunteer for what is essentially a suicide mission.
When an explosion killed not only their science officers but also their engineers, Eva Stratt makes the tough decision to put 2 people on the spacecraft that no one was expecting to be even be candidates.
One is a middle-school science teacher.
One is a convicted eco terrorist.
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AU where Simon did all his suffering on Earth and is dragged against his will onto the Hail Mary alongside Grace
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the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe. -
Home Is Where The Tree Will Grow by yourbathroomwindow
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
13 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has officially lived on Erid for one whole year. Everything's set up to his liking. He has food, a lab, and his best friend who visits him on the daily.
Sure, he's the only human person here. But given his background, he doesn't mind suffering from touch-deprivation. He's safe right where he is.
Well, not for long. Now, there's a new guy. Who's pragmatic and flat when it comes to any form of expression.
That's fine! Grace can deal with that. He has no worries...
And why does Rocky keep trying to push the idea of them dating.----
Or here's my take on the Ryland Grace x Simon ship. I had a vision, I followed it to the end. -
No Stars in the Trenches by nostalgicnirvana
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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After being approached by Rocky, Ryland Grace takes on the mission of exploring an anomaly that appeared outside of Erid's atmosphere. With the help of Adrian and Rocky, they find a submarine floating. Unsure of what is going on Grace explores the sub, finding a surprise awaiting him inside.